Get You A Girl Who Can Do Both

“ because i’m a masochist ” Tali n Ekko

" Yes, but that's not an excuse to consciously try to stab yourself with one of my steak knives, " Angry vampire noises.

g.reggory lee tags

this bitch hit the goddamn woah.

Straight from the suburbs to downtown.

Eddie Mendoza

reblog from source.

They be like… They be like!  What you mean, what is your winning scheme? I got a giant team, big as my self-esteem Run it back, run it back, running man They think they go hard I’m like come again You run out of time when I’m bustin’ in, while you stumbling, I got this blade in my hand for your punishment 

" Because whatever it is your BUILDING is bound to FALL APART eventually. However the use of TOOLS prolongs that inevitability by a LONGSHOT. "

“Who needs tools to fix something when you have ducktape and superglue!?” 

Took outside for granted 🌱

ig: kevinxkels

neither lamb nor wolf have faces. just. no.

" Um. My HAND ? It's a LONG STORY, actually... " It wasn't necessarily a long story, but it happened a long time ago. And really, she didn't care all that much about it. Except for how much care she had to take when cleaning. " And it's not 'Eww' !! No mess, see ? It's a GIFT. "

shattcrcdtimc​:

Suppose they’ll both have to learn to share the things they get. Then again, Ms. Fortune might not have that tight of a grip, so her hand most likely ends up detached from her arm. “ Ugh. How UNFORTUNATE. Give me my HAND back, ”

“Eww!!” Catra just yelled, letting go of the small tin and nearly throwing it at her. The fact that this person’s hand just casually was torn off and they also were so nonchalant about it only disturbed Catra more. “What was that?!”