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He twisted the long stinger-ended pole onto his shoulder. " I really don't think that's necessary, Tal. It'd probably draw unwanted attention too, y'know, "

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Taliyah couldn't help herself , reddish orange eyes glancing at Ekko . Her large smile never once faltered .

" Doesn't that tree look suspicious to you ? " Her ginormous paw pointed at a nearby tree . " Come on - ! Let's investigate ! "

@dxrkoutcxst grimaced : [ fix ] Oleander needs some help from Tian, "I loath to ask this, but I am out of magic, my horn is bruised, and a wolf nearly took my arm off."

" Hmm, let me SEE, " The longma leant over slightly to try and see which limb Oleander had dislocated, cat-like pupils shifting.

Hm. Nothing too serious, Tianhuo could fix it with a swift kick. However, it wasn't necessarily going to be painless. " It is a quick fix, yes.. you might FEEL it in the MORNING, however, "

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They be like… They be like!  What you mean, what is your winning scheme? I got a giant team, big as my self-esteem Run it back, run it back, running man They think they go hard I’m like come again You run out of time when I’m bustin’ in, while you stumbling, I got this blade in my hand for your punishment 

" I didn't say duct tape DOESN'T work, I just meant that using PROPER equipment seems SMARTER. " No, she isn't calling him stupid. Or maybe she is.

" If I DELIBERATELY kicked that BROKEN leg, tell me, would it cave in ? "

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“ Because whatever it is your BUILDING is bound to FALL APART eventually. However the use of TOOLS prolongs that inevitability by a LONGSHOT. ”

“Don’t doubt the power of ducktape, one time my couch leg was broken and with some ducktape it help up for half a year! I use ducktape for everything.” Though he really didn’t use superglue as much beacuse that shit get’s everywhere and getting it on your fingers is unpleasant. 

“i complain about tumblr but i refuse to leave unless the site itself deactivates” squad

@soullostinthemist

I just saw a kid yell ‘fuck off’ at the top of his lungs and then his phone started ringing so he picked it up like 2 fucking milliseconds after it started ringing and said “hi mama” in the softest god damn voice I’ve ever heard

Finished this in october for Le*gue zine. Did some touch-ups and here it is 

@death-from-below glowered : "Go home kid, Bilgewater's too tough for ya."

" Oh GODS, you're so RIGHT !! Zaun's tougher. " The teenager answered sarcastically, leaning on his bat and dramatically lying his hand over his forehead before straightening up.

" How about you's go tell your GRANDKIDS some old story about a FISHING trip, OLD MAN. I have business to do. "

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asshole twins!