To the guy who approached my dog and I at night and asked to pet her and then understood that her running away with a toy in her mouth did not mean that she wanted to play with you, Thank you.
I would rather have my nipple ripped off than my stomach feeling like this.
There was a dude who looked like Elon Musk in the ER.
Who the actual FUCK decided that theoretical math should be a college class?
TO CLARIFY I DO NOT THINK A BOWL OF CEREAL IS A DRINK
If you get a bowl of cereal, do you also get another drink?
itโs a tough week for musical ghosts ๐
I just clenched my butt cheeks and my back popped.
Hear me out: Antinous with a Jersey accent.
I am running on a protein bar, 2 eggs, and three glasses of Kool aid and I feel GREAT.
You don't feel like wearing your compression socks today?
That's fine,
But just think of how good your calves would look if you did.