This Barbie feels like she has been thrown down a flight of stairs.
I would rather have my nipple ripped off than my stomach feeling like this.
I know what cane I'm gonna buy! (It's the only green one with a t-handle I could find) I hope this cane will help me!!
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No but imagine Luke Cage and Shuri meeting.
She's probably working on setting up one of the Wakandan outreach centers and he's just walking by and notices someone struggling to move something. Of course, bring the absolute gentleman that he is, he moves it with minimal effort. Shuri sees this sad, but strong, man and adopts him on the spot.
Or the relief of pain you didn't realize you had because you're so used to it.
That chronic pain feeling when you finally lay on your back.
I love this so much
Idk man i have brainworms
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Me: pulls up to a stop light and the car next to has its windows down, blasting shitty music.
Also Me: Turns my volume to max and plays the Phantom of the Opera Overture to assert dominance.
I will never thank my dad for anything; except for giving me the trauma to be the funniest person I know.
Potsies listen up
PRESERVE YOUR OWN GARLIC
Chop up fresh garlic and put it in a jar with olive oil and a shit ton of salt (the garlic will help to mask some of it so you can add more) And stick it in the fridge for at least a week before cooking with it.
I had some that was preserved for around a year and it was so good.