My Favorite Thing About Having A Best Friend Who Shares Custody Of A Single Braincell Is That One Second

I'm okay if America becomes a monarchy as long as Dolly Parton becomes Queen.

Does anyone else get overwhelmed at holiday dinners? Like just everybody talking and trying to pass food around and it just feels like I'm being torn in different directions and not being in my own body anymore.

When everyone gets to the talking, my ears just feel like that they are melting off my head and being sewn back on when things quiet down. I have tried earplugs and headphones, but I feel rude. I try to stay towards the back and don't direct attention at myself.

I really enjoy being with my family at these holidays and being a part of the festivities, but it is too much sometimes.

Doctor: Here's a medication I want you to try, but it is a bit big. You might need to break it into smaller pieces so you don't choke.

Me:

So I just had blood drawn and it wasn't a lot taken. When I left the lab, it took mabie ten steps before I had the worst and scariest visual blackout I have ever had. It was so intense that I could hardly stand and I think if I had been up any longer, I would have passed out. I felt cold all over but was sweating and I couldn't see a thing. Instead of just seeing black, a cloud of white ended up appearing. I have no idea what happened, but I am really shaken.

I am seeing a lot of controversy that Ride the Cyclone is abilist. Don't get me wrong, it is to some extent. But I feel like the people saying that the show is abilist because they introduce a disabled character and almost immediately get rid of his disability have some of it wrong.

The main theme of the show is death (because they all died) and as a disabled person, seeing a disabled character be able to be free of the pain and that he could be 'normal' and do things he wouldn't have been able to do in life makes me feel good. I personally believe that in death, there should be no physical ailments from the living world.

I apologize if you disagree with me, but this is how I see it.

<<<< Women wearing formal dresses sitting like men

I would let her get me pregnant

I think my English teacher hates theater kids.

It's the beginning of the school's theater rehearsals and he's making us read the "M" Word.

I'm scared to even write the damn word, let alone say it - even when there's no productions going on.

I do the dancy dance to get in my panty pants.

Just accidentally swallowed a pea whole and saw my life flash before my eyes.