Incorrect Og 6 Quotes God I Miss Them

Incorrect og 6 quotes god I miss them

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Bruce: Natasha, i knight thee in the name of the father-

Steve: *waves*

Bruce: the son-

Thor: *dabs*

Bruce: and the unholy spirit

Tony: *screeching*

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Clint: i may be the worst out of the avengers but i still have the best ass

Steve: that’s not true

Clint: *starts sobbing* i know your ass is amazing

Steve: that’s not what i meant. your ass is great and i value you as a teammate-

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Thor: Fitness tip: never stop pushing yourself. Some say 8 hours of sleep is enough. Why not keep going? Why not 9? Why not 10? Strive for greatness.

Tony: Next time you’re working out do 15 push ups instead of 10. Run 3 miles instead of 2. Eat a whole cake instead of just a slice. Burn your ex’s house down. You can do it. I believe in you.

Clint: There were so many mixed messages in that I can’t-

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Steve: Natasha, keep an eye on Tony today. He's going to say something to the wrong person and get punched.

Natasha: Sure, I’d love to see Tony get punched.

Steve: Try again.

Natasha, sighing: I will stop Tony from getting punched.

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Natasha: Imagine if someone handed you a box full of all the items you have lost throughout your life

Bruce: Self-esteem, haven't seen you in years!

Clint: Oh wow, my childhood innocence! Thank you for finding this!

Thor: I knew I lost that potential somewhere!

Tony: My moral code, is that you?

Steve:

Natasha: I was just gonna show you this cool trunk my sister left me but do you guys need a hug?

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Steve: You're a loose cannon, Tony.

Tony: No, I'm not. I'm a cannon maybe, but a loose cannon? Is that what you think of me?

Natasha: I think you play by your own rules.

Thor: No way, he think rules were made to be broken.

Steve: Those are all attributes of a loose cannon.

Tony: No, I'm just a reckless renegade. Hulk is a loose cannon.

Hulk: *smashes a chair*

Life is UNFAIR

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chronicallye

1 year ago

Just got my ears pierced and now I'm shakey and lightheaded. On the bright side, I'm so used to needles being in me that it didn't hurt to bad.

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chronicallye

1 year ago

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can i get an amen

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chronicallye

4 months ago

service dogs cost 10-30k. its genuinely disgusting to act like its ablest to “fake” having a service dog when 90% its a homeless person trying to exist in public/someone low income. fucking gross

I don't think Service Dogs have to be trained by a professional trainer who you have to pay thousands to. I am currently owner training my own dog. The only reason I said that 'just because someone is disabled doesn't mean they have the right to fake a service dog' is because my dog was almost attacked by an untrained dog a wheelchair user had in a store. Not only is it illegal to have an aggressive service dog where I live, but it's very dangerous.

I'm not sure if I understand that second part, but no matter what the income is, a dog can still be trained. I don't think it's exactly 'ableist', but just inconsiderate towards real handlers who have put in the hundreds of hours of training to have public access rights, no matter what their status is.

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chronicallye

1 year ago

Make your day better than America!

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chronicallye

1 year ago

"Great minds think alike but the greater one says it first"

I thought of this to try and make myself sound wise in 5th grade and haven't stopped using this phrase.

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chronicallye

1 year ago

Just saw Ride the Cyclone and they put Noel in an Orange corset and Pink spandex

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chronicallye

2 years ago

This is the scariest thing with a chronic illness because we might have to change plans at the last minute due to a flare or any sudden health problems.

My biggest fear is that the person on the other end hates me because of this.

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chronicallye

1 year ago

Me: pulls up to a stop light and the car next to has its windows down, blasting shitty music.

Also Me: Turns my volume to max and plays the Phantom of the Opera Overture to assert dominance.

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phantom of the opera my 2005 truck's speakers can handle it i promise it works every time

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