The Hurt Of Remembering. The Hurt Of My Memories Coming Back To Life, The Ice Around Them Melting. It’s

If they're susceptible to their bible being re-translated, mistranslated, and then translated again in a huge process over the history of christianity, then I believe they're susceptible to anything lol

(logging into the beating a slightly funny joke into the fucking ground website) they better not be beating a slightly funny joke into the fucking ground in here

Restaurant Safe Meals

here is my list of safe meals at various fast food restaurants. each includes a "spontaneous" option for when i can't plan ahead and need to stay under my limit and a "planned" option for when i know i have to eat out and i can make it my only meal. this will be updated as needed and is based on terre haute indiana nutrition facts.

McDonald's

Spontaneous: 4 piece nuggets w/ spicy buffalo (200 kcal)

Planned: cheeseburger and small fries (520 kcal)

Burger King

Spontaneous: cheeseburger (283 kcal)

Planned: whopper jr. and value fries (537 kcal)

Arby's

Spontaneous: roast beef 'n cheese slider (240 kcal)

Planned: roast beef w/ arby's sauce and snack curly fries (625 kcal)

Wendy's

Spontaneous: 4 piece spicy nuggets w/ honey mustard (230 kcal)

Planned: jr. cheeseburger deluxe and small fries (600 kcal)

Subway

Spontaneous: 6" sweet onion chicken teriyaki on italian (300 kcal)

Planned: 6" buffalo chicken melt (450 kcal)

Jimmy John's

Spontaneous: little john #3 tuna salad (250 kcal)

Planned: 8" BLT (590 kcal)

Panda Express

Spontaneous: kid's teriyaki chicken w/ super greens (270 kcal)

Planned: kid's orange chicken w/ fried rice and super greens (625 kcal)

Taco Bell

Spontaneous: chicken chipotle melt (190 kcal)

Planned: crunchwrap supreme (530 kcal)

Starbucks

Spontaneous: grande nonfat iced café mocha no whip (200 kcal)

Planned: venti iced caramel macchiato (350 kcal)

Einstein Bros.

Spontaneous: half asiago with onion and chive (210 kcal)

Planned: asiago with onion and chive (420 kcal)

„I have ptsd“

❌ Boring

❌ Weak and breedable

❌ Gives in to your therapists agenda

❌ Gives fuel to your enemies

„I am plagued by visions“

✅ Fresh and sexy

✅ Threatening aura

✅ Keeps your therapist on their toes

✅ forces your enemies to consider the homoerotic subtext in your rivalry

see my problem is every time i see red flags i think it’s a carnival

oops my bad i thought i was only fasting for 45 hours.... hahah nope i input the info into the fasting app and I've apparently been fasting for 60:11:45 damn thats great that I couldn't tell lol

Theory Time

So obviously, parallels. There’s more, but this should illustrate my point well enough.

And we all remember what happened to the Handmaid…

I’m just saying…given we’ve seen that Crockercorp is using thoughtwave technology, and since Jane has had the means to prepare this for years, it’s entirely possible that we’re gonna see a sort of “Crockertier Yiffany,” which would obviously have similarities to both Crockertier and Grimbark, which much like the Handmaid will end up basically serving Jane’s purposes against her will.

I’m calling it Crockerbark, and this theory is named Crockerbark Theory.

mystical… hopefully