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Theory Time

So obviously, parallels. There’s more, but this should illustrate my point well enough.

And we all remember what happened to the Handmaid…

I’m just saying…given we’ve seen that Crockercorp is using thoughtwave technology, and since Jane has had the means to prepare this for years, it’s entirely possible that we’re gonna see a sort of “Crockertier Yiffany,” which would obviously have similarities to both Crockertier and Grimbark, which much like the Handmaid will end up basically serving Jane’s purposes against her will.

I’m calling it Crockerbark, and this theory is named Crockerbark Theory.

see my problem is every time i see red flags i think it’s a carnival

I guess it was an exercise

Btw guys the one “four word horror story” post about vanilla extract wasn’t a prophecy it was literally referencing a far older post (unsure of the exact date as I can’t find the original outside of screenshots, however I have been seeing it since at least 2014) pictured here:

Evidently this has fallen out of collective tumblr consciousness in the last decade but yeah that post wasn’t predictive. This has been a thing for so long