Things/Activities That Make Me Feel Skinny For Literally No Reason But It Gets More Confusing As The

every time new people come into the monday streams it takes a few minutes before they realize that the MASSIVE 970x1440 block piece of minecraft pixel art I’m working on is done in survival

and then everyone has to roll for psychic damage

So I was working with my family member at their job, and it's a graveyard 'stay up all night' kind of job with heavy lifting.

The only thing I ate that entire time was a turkey bacon roll from wawa at 2am which was 510 calories, and then went home and slept until this morning at 10am, which means I'm now not only back on my bullshit, but also 45 hours into fasting.

My lunch today :)

My low calorie pizza. I had two today because I was STARVING (literally)

The pizza:

Zero carb lite tortilla (45 each)

Pizza sauce (35)

Fat free mozzarella (45)

Bell pepper (15)

Pineapple (60)

Total: 240 calories

(120 per pizza)

I spent like $90 on groceries today so expect lots of food posts. I got a lot of low cal recipes I wanna try!

Restaurant Safe Meals

here is my list of safe meals at various fast food restaurants. each includes a "spontaneous" option for when i can't plan ahead and need to stay under my limit and a "planned" option for when i know i have to eat out and i can make it my only meal. this will be updated as needed and is based on terre haute indiana nutrition facts.

McDonald's

Spontaneous: 4 piece nuggets w/ spicy buffalo (200 kcal)

Planned: cheeseburger and small fries (520 kcal)

Burger King

Spontaneous: cheeseburger (283 kcal)

Planned: whopper jr. and value fries (537 kcal)

Arby's

Spontaneous: roast beef 'n cheese slider (240 kcal)

Planned: roast beef w/ arby's sauce and snack curly fries (625 kcal)

Wendy's

Spontaneous: 4 piece spicy nuggets w/ honey mustard (230 kcal)

Planned: jr. cheeseburger deluxe and small fries (600 kcal)

Subway

Spontaneous: 6" sweet onion chicken teriyaki on italian (300 kcal)

Planned: 6" buffalo chicken melt (450 kcal)

Jimmy John's

Spontaneous: little john #3 tuna salad (250 kcal)

Planned: 8" BLT (590 kcal)

Panda Express

Spontaneous: kid's teriyaki chicken w/ super greens (270 kcal)

Planned: kid's orange chicken w/ fried rice and super greens (625 kcal)

Taco Bell

Spontaneous: chicken chipotle melt (190 kcal)

Planned: crunchwrap supreme (530 kcal)

Starbucks

Spontaneous: grande nonfat iced café mocha no whip (200 kcal)

Planned: venti iced caramel macchiato (350 kcal)

Einstein Bros.

Spontaneous: half asiago with onion and chive (210 kcal)

Planned: asiago with onion and chive (420 kcal)

Gifts from edtwt

its a very long cycle of seeing how many hoops we can jump through for the government, while the gov't takes away life-given rights (access to food, shelter and water) very slowly to force us to go through said hoops and eventually we'll be out priced on homes, outpriced on food and water and families will have no choice but work for all of this until it kills them or until all american populous just gets tired of it and revolts

Had a long conversation about a guardian swap and your honor i love john/june lalonde with all my heart. silly lore under the cut Want to see more? You can find Jade Strider, Dave Harley and Rose Egbert here

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