Still One Of My Fav Meme Of All Time

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I will be skinny by Halloween.

I will reach my Halloween weight loss goal.

I can wear whatever costume I want and it will still look good.

My costume will fit perfectly.

I won't feel fat when I'm at a Halloween party with my thinner friends.

I will look good in group photos.

Everyone will be jealous of how good I look.

It will be easy for my best friend to pick me up and carry me home at the end of the night because I'll be so light.

I will be skinny by Halloween 🧡

Nobody:

Me “reading” the menu at the restaurant that I totally didn’t look up a week ago to order a totally non planned spontaneous meal:

bang bang punch punch babeyyy

Met with a new therapist yesterday. She asked if I had previously been diagnosed, I said yes and named them. Generalized anxiety disorder, major depressive disorder, PTSD and panic disorder. Her response, "wow that's a lot". I just laughed because yeah I guess it is but no one in my life ever acknowledges that. No one knows how fucking hard every single days it.

Ed bitches be like "I wanna be fragile and dainty" bro you eat less than a toddler should, you are definitely fragile on a medical point

If they're susceptible to their bible being re-translated, mistranslated, and then translated again in a huge process over the history of christianity, then I believe they're susceptible to anything lol

Concept: a knight of space who grows mushrooms.