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battinson adopting dick grayson and that's when the paranoia kicks in. in the movie he doesn't care what happens to him(or so he says, but he keeps himself away from anything too bad for Alfred's sake. most of the time.) But then dick grayson is angry and becomes Robin and suddenly it's like

"oh I need to upgrade the shit out of our suits." "the bat cave needs to be cleaner and we need more lights in here. what if he hurts himself??" "if i keep hitting these criminals this hard it might make robin think its ok. that's probably bad right?" "I NEED to work out so I can protect him holy shit he is TINY"

and thus, Bruce "paranoid" Wayne was created.

tumblr discourse after 13 years on this fucking website

Okay guys hear me out-

Did I tell you how much I love Venus? No? Oh okay

Okay okay so. I've been gaining a lot of interest in bats recently and I thought huh. What I combine Venus with a bat. And boom. Bat Venus was formed 💥💥 (grgrgrgr Tumblr has beef with me and it's ruining the quality 💔💔 click the pic for better quality!!)

I've done these doodles at school and who knows. maybe I'll draw him again :3

More info and headcannons abt him below!!

He can't talk properly, he just babbles and screeches. But he can emit ultrasonic sounds that reflect off solid surfaces; in other words this term is called echolocation !! Only Earth can understand him fr fr ❤️❤️

He's nocturnal (sleeps in the day and awake at night) and at night he has a very sharp eye (IK BATS ARE BLIND AF AND THEY SEE WITH SOUND BUT STILL <33)

He can increase the size of his ears and wings according to his will but doesn't do it very often since it frightens the others (but he scares Mercury with them lol)

He has fangs :0

He's a biter and blood eater 😇😇

He sleeps upside down (YES THIS IS ONE OF THE MAIN REASONS I BATIFIED VENUS 💕💕)

When everyone's asleep he keeps watch on them and is very protective <3

If you have a death wish you can wake him up during the day ^^

Has a death stare and he can make you run away in 2.5 seconds 😇 (Don't believe? Ask Mercury...)

He angy

My tablet just restarted when I uploaded this image lololol xd @trashbins-stuff I couldn't upload it in our dms I'm so sorry 💔💔 here's your slop ^^

Jason: It’s your spleen! You lost an ORGAN Tim, you should have told us!

Tim: So? You don’t have your tonsils, that’s an organ!

Dick: That’s not the same and you kn-

Jason: Jokes on you, my tonsils grew back in the Lazarus Pit so your argument doesn’t even make sense!

Dick, now fully turned toward Jason: Your tonsils did WHAT

Rise! Leo: Oh- your a girl version of me I thought we would all be guys

12! Leo: Sure all guys (whispers) 'your in for a surprise'

All the other Leo's trans masc, fem, women, men

Rise! Leo: (confused) Surprised?

Newly realised trans Rise! Leo: THAT'S WHAT YOU MENT BY SURPRISED!?!! YOU COULD HAVE TOLD ME!!!

All the other Leo's had been taking bets on how long it would take until Rise's! egg cracked they slowly slide the money to Bayverse!

Rise! Leo: YOU ALL BET ON ME INSTEAD OF TELLING ME!?!

Rise! Leo: (over dramatic) I'M HURT HOW DARE YOU >:C

Some old(1-5 monthly(?)) Arts #4

me at any given time: can we just buckle down and focus on the task at hand please???

my brain:

my brain: ……….ranibow sprimkle……………

I feel like half the time because Saturn goes so hard with the baby talking, Titan doesn't know what he's saying.

Also I do love Mercury being included because he's always low-key been a character I've thought of as more moon coded, especially with his relationship with Sun. He is very much Sun's stress toy but I could also argue to an extent as a pet like Titan, not in an he's an accessory way.

But more of a Sun is like those semi neglectful pet owners who will accidentally cause the pet harm bc he isn't bothered to take care of Mercury correctly or learn how to. He still cares for Mercury but will cause him harm due to not learning about his pet before hand.

The Planets and their moons dynamic

Jupiter is an American schoolteacher. He definitely has favorite students, but he'll still protect everyone from an asteroid shower. He just might not know all the names of his students.

Hear me out here, Mars is the middle child who's in charge of the younger siblings. He sees them eating things they're not supposed to and he'll think it's all good. He was like that when he was their age and he turned out fine.

Saturn Moon's are his pets, dolls, and accessories. They're like a collection to him, even his favorite is still just a pet.

Uranus is a divorced Dad who got the kids. In his self-pity, his oldest daughter had to pick up the mother role.

Neptune is a father who goes on long trips, leaving his oldest adopted son to take care of the kids. They don't know when he'll come back either.

Charon is the dom and Pluto is her moon.

Earth and Luna are in a codependent friendship on its last legs. The only thing holding them up is the Earth lice they have to take care of together.

For fun! Mercury is Sun's stress toy.

I only found out that ineffable bureaucracy shippers existed after it became cannon. And I got swallowed by the cheers of them there's nothing left of me now. MY INEFFABLE HUSBAND'S HAS BEEN TAKEN AND I HAVE BEEN GIVEN A NEW CRACK SHIP. I LOVE INEFFABLE BUREAUCRACY BUT IT ISN'T FAIR.