Jason: It’s your spleen! You lost an ORGAN Tim, you should have told us!
Tim: So? You don’t have your tonsils, that’s an organ!
Dick: That’s not the same and you kn-
Jason: Jokes on you, my tonsils grew back in the Lazarus Pit so your argument doesn’t even make sense!
Dick, now fully turned toward Jason: Your tonsils did WHAT
I am a WHORE for “the love is requited, they’re both just idiots”
pspsp epic the musical fans
Sharing bc y not >:3
I hate doing these posts but if this gets 10,000 notes by February 12th (which won’t happen) I will ask for therapy AND finish every wip
please do not feel forced to add notes
Someone needs to send this to David Tennant. With no explanation.
I made this late one night after my roommate asked me what a muppet good omens crossover would look like. It still makes me laugh.
he just needed a sticker
you can pry starting sentences with 'and' or 'but' out of my cold, dead hands
okay like we’ve seen when keith gets really emotional his galra features come out right. now hmo. what if that happened during like one of his first ever physical altercations like someone said something mean and keith being Keith having just lost his dad and dealing with that grief then being insulted he takes it PERSONAL. too personal. they probably said something about his hair and he just BOOOM. lashes out, fists flying - the other kid is TERRIFIED bc he was teasing him as per usual - the emo guy is throwing punch after punch, his eyes are yellow and his teeth are baring and he’s slightly purple - ish
the kid he beat on told EVERYONE after that and like nobody believed him so now he just has to live with that for the rest of his life
It's me. It's my name/j. I'm gay as those gay penguin couple
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