Two Fish For The Day 😙✌️

Awww, jeez you guys! A gold wreath? A silver coin? You really didn't have to! I'm just a regular ol' skull, I don't deserve a gold wreath and a silver coin. Aww gosh I'm so embarassed

House Sparrow (Passer Domesticus), from a banding. Jerusalem Bird Observatory (JBO). 10.6.20

GIVE IT UP FOR MORAY EEL MONDAY!!

everyone hates orange until they actually see her in context. "oh it's such an ugly color, too bright!" look at sunsets and autumn, look at campfires and deserts. she's the most beautiful and special part of the scene. now apologize.

Working retail without being high is like being nailed to the cross

im always thinkjng about that one time i was on register for like 4 hours straight and said over mic "someone blease take over register i am about to become the joker." and they came to relieve me faster thab ive ever seen anyone relieve me before

they should make it easier

RAMONA SLENDERS: if you want to date me you have to collect my seven evil pages

If you knew me when i was 10-12 no you didn't <3