Everyone Hates Orange Until They Actually See Her In Context. "oh It's Such An Ugly Color, Too Bright!"

what do you meaaaaaaan this is baby sturgeons youre lying to me.... you just Shrunk him

im always thinkjng about that one time i was on register for like 4 hours straight and said over mic "someone blease take over register i am about to become the joker." and they came to relieve me faster thab ive ever seen anyone relieve me before

[by Snake on Twitter]

Hate how lighting a candle does wonders to my mood. Like wowwww. Grug like fire? Grug not sad anymore because Fire in Cave? Wow. Real predictable of Grug.

got a new school laptop yesterday

Call me King

(A Dragon Moray Eel and Neptune)

A sign I adored but couldn’t bring myself to buy, I’m so sorry. I’m not strong enough…

Value village, Calgary AB.

I got a new life, you'd hardly recognize me