This Is So Fuckin Funny

when it’s time for your favorite character to show up

being on tumblr is like being in a car in a parking lot

like it's technically public, but you're also sorta in your own little bubble, and people have to be Actively trying to listen in order to hear you, if they're even aware that you're speaking at all. and then sometimes you accidentally bonk the horn with ur elbow and suddenly the whole parking lot knows you're a virgin

"average podcast character whimpers 3 times a year" factoid actualy just statistical error. average podcast character whimpers 0 times per year. Arthur Leter, who falls into hole & whimpers over 10,000 times each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

I just had a random thought, I think last year my partner wrote a love letter thing and said ‘you are the (character) to my (character)’ and in malevolent yk Arthur is shipped with so many people I imagined a letter like that but it’s all

‘you are the John to my Orthur, you are the Oscar to my Arthur, you are the Noel to my arthur, you are the Eddie to my Arthur, you are the yorick to my Arthur, you are the butcher to my Arthur, you ar the kayne to my Arthur, you are the Parker to my Arthur, you at the antione to my Arthur, you are the everard to my Arthur, you are the yellow to my Arthur, you are the Larson to my Arthur, you are etc etc.’

and that’s just funny to me for some reason

The sooner you reblog this, the funnier it is

i headcannon that Cookie’s taste in music is VERY inconsistent. like, one second he’s listening to lady gaga or weird al, and in the next he’s listening to system of a down

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Arthur and John trying the this isn’t you trope on Kayne of all people was kind of hilarious

this is about procrastinating. or executive dysfunction. i think