The Signs As Ocean Life

The Signs: Dark Rulerships

Dark and unusual things over which each sign rules.

Aries: accidents, barren places and burned ground, cuts, doorways, insomnia, nosebleeds, skulls, surgery, thistles, trances, wolves

Taurus: coins, dogma, strangulation, gluttony, psychometry, suspect and unsafe places

Gemini: breath, pupils, rumors, chests, crystals, hounds, ribs, forgetting, pillars

Cancer: blood serum, graves, onyx, cellars, cradles, marshes, night flowers, glass, wells

Leo: fortresses and lairs, arrogance, chamomilla, ballrooms, circuses and playgrounds, vomiting

Virgo: black cats, fractured bones, libraries, intestines, conceit and inferiority, sick rooms, parasites

Libra: vines and lilies, marble, trials, alcoves and closets, vertebrae, forests, manipulation, attics

Scorpio: cesspools, bile, funerals and embalmers, magic, foul odors and stagnant water, blood red, vermin and mobs

Sagittarius: the spine, altars, visions and prophecy, incense, holy books, arteries

Capricorn: decay, abandoned places, thorns and nightshade, bones, coffins and mortuaries, gates, acid and ashes

Aquarius: ether and blood, radio static, teeth, rebellions, black pearls, nuclear weapons

Pisces: abbeys, enemies, hospitals and anesthetics, veils, outcasts and charlatans, clairvoyance, gasoline, mazes, falsity, self-undoing

Ways the signs die in the Sims

Aries: Tried building a fire and got burned alive

Taurus: Stayed too long at the sauna

Gemini: Smashed by a vending machine

Cancer: Died of hysterical laughter

Leo: Got rejected and died of embarrassment

Virgo: Electrocuted while trying to repair the TV

Libra: Killed by flies after letting the dishes pile up

Scorpio: Tried doing the watery grave trick and drowned

Sagittarius: Exhaustion from too much physical activity

Capricorn: Killed by a Cow Plant while milking it

Aquarius: Poked around in a tomb and got mummy-cursed

Pisces: Had a satellite fall on them while stargazing

The signs dancing

Aries: Twerk it Taurus: soft groovin’ Gemini: how bout no Cancer: white dad at a barbecue Leo: they think they’re great… Ssh Virgo: nah Libra: grinding on everything Scorpio: My eyes are burning Sagittarius: stripper who’s rent is due tomorrow Capricorn: no Aquarius: looks like they’re being electrocuted Pisces: they think they can twerk

things the signs do when they're home alone

aries: sings at the top of their lungs into a hairbrush

taurus: just chills w/ a blanket and a good movie

gemini: invites the squad over for a party

cancer: bakes ALL THE THINGS

leo: wears a blanket around the house like a cape

virgo: organizes/cleans up everything with no interferences

libra: tries out makeup tutorials and tries on outfits

scorpio: summons satan probably

sagittarius: makes a big blanket fort

capricorn: gets work done in peace

aquarius: digs out a telescope and tries to communicate with aliens

pisces: travels to another dimension for a few hours

Signs and fighting

Punches and kicks: Gemini, Leo, Scorpio, Pisces

Uses their words: Taurus, Virgo, Sagittarius, Capricorn

STARES AT YOU UNTIL YOU START TO CRY: Aries, Cancer, Aquarius, Capricorn

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The zodiac signs as book elements/things

Aries: The Narrative Hook- just endless possibility

Taurus: Hardcovers- beautiful and strong

Gemini: Relating to the Characters- being understood

Cancer: Flashbacks- how did we get here?

Leo: Binge Reading- when we can't put the book down

Virgo: Shelves- the fantastic display of our collection

Libra: The Subtext- reading between the lines

Scorpio: Character Development- personal growth

Sagittarius: Cliffhangers- the feeling of needing more

Capricorn: Foreshadowing- how will we get there?

Aquarius: Plot Twist- the thrill of unexpected changes

Pisces: The End- the disclosure's bitter sweetness

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How The Signs React To A Zombie Apocalypse

Aquarius will be totally unemotional and as the trendsetter for the future, their job is to eliminate as many “walkers” as they can.  Aquarians tend to be rebels just for the sake of having their own way so don’t try to stop them…they will do it their way even if others have proved it wrong. Pisces will try to befriend the zombies and understand their past.  They will be the ones looking for medical supplies with Shane and will help to heal anyone regardless of whether they are a zombie or human.   Aries will be like the character Rick as they love to lead.  They’ll be the ones to take a gamble and their desire for the “thrill of the hunt”, will drag others into the woods where their survival will be up to each person’s instincts. Taurus will follow the leader and will not be happy on their adventure into the “unknown”, however they have an immense sense of perseverance and even when other give up, the Taurus will rage on. Gemini will know who has been infected with the walker virus and will be more than happy to share that with everyone but they need to be careful because dangerous secrets will cause a lot of tension and their lives will immediately be in danger.    Cancer will be the first ones to help convert the prison into their new home.  They have a strong survival instinct and can become very manipulative if necessary.  Zombies beware!   Leo will be compared to the Governor who proudly shows off the heads of soldiers in aquarium tanks as his trophies.  Ask him who’s who and he’ll puff out his chest and give you the 411, one head at a time.   Virgo will have been working on a cure for the infection and ensuring that the protocols for safety are in place.  Their analytical minds will allow them to be rational and if the end is near, they will make every attempt to send you in the right direction.  Their goal is to keep the world in order.   Libra will make every attempt to get the zombies to like them and if that doesn’t work, they’ll try something else because they don’t want to hurt anyone’s feelings or make the wrong decision.  This will definitely be to their detriment and ultimately their demise.   Scorpio will be turned on by the sex appeal of the “walkers”… the living dead can make the pulse beat faster and the scorpion is all about dominance so the quest to conquer will drive them to succeed.  A “biter” will be their main conquest and they will battle it out to see who will win…and we all know how much a scorpion hates to lose.   Sagittarius will be the ones the humans believe because they are void of emotion and believe that something good is just around the corner.  The Sags luck and positive outlook just might lead others to a safe place.

Capricorn will plot out the escape of the humans as they rarely trust anyone else to finish the job.  They will do everything they can to bond the group together and will lead them to the town of Woodbury, where they think everyone is safe

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