THE SIGNS AS BENDERS

The Signs High

Aries:dude... What like... Dude......

Taurus:laughing at everything

Gemini:rubbing their face on a plant.

Cancer: literally telling their entire life story to a cat.

Leo: either crying or laughing or both.

Virgo: fell asleep

Libra: hugging everyone and just having a good time

Scorpio:having sex

Sagittarius: walking aimlessly around the room

Capricorn:very very smiley and relaxed

Aquarius: in a meditative state, reaching harmony within.

Pisces: munchies

The Signs as Greek Minor Gods

Aries: Nike

Taurus: Pan

Gemini: Phobos & Deimos

Cancer: Hebe

Leo: Hecate

Virgo: Persephone

Libra: Eros (Roman form = Cupid)

Scorpio: Morpheus

Sagittarius: Thanatos

Capricorn: Hestia

Aquarius: Nemesis

Pisces: Iris

The Signs as the Twelve Labors of Hercules (or Heracles)

Aries: Capturing the Erymanthian boar. (link to story)  

Taurus: Capturing the Cretan Bull. (link to story)

Gemini: Obtaining the cattle of the monster Geryon. (link to story)

Cancer: Capturing the Hind of Ceryneia. (link to story)

Leo: Killing the Nemean Lion. (link to story)

Virgo: Stealing the apples of the Hesperides. (link to story)

Libra: Killing the Stymphalian Birds. (link to story)

Scoprio: Capturing and bringing back Cerberus. (link to story)

Sagittarius: Stealing the Horses of Diomedes. (link to story)

Capricorn: Obtaining the girdle of Hippolyta, Queen of the Amazons. (link to story)

Aquarius: Killing the Lernean Hydra. (link to story)

Pisces: Cleaning the Augean stables in a single day. (link to story)

The signs dancing

Aries: Twerk it Taurus: soft groovin’ Gemini: how bout no Cancer: white dad at a barbecue Leo: they think they’re great… Ssh Virgo: nah Libra: grinding on everything Scorpio: My eyes are burning Sagittarius: stripper who’s rent is due tomorrow Capricorn: no Aquarius: looks like they’re being electrocuted Pisces: they think they can twerk

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Latin Phrases for the signs

Aries: “Dulce bellum inexpertis.” War is sweet for those who have not experienced it.

Taurus: “Fluctuat nec mergitur.” It is tossed by the waves but does not sink.

Gemini: “Volens et potens.” Willing and able.

Cancer: “Serva me, servabo te.” Save me and I will save you.

Leo: “Dum excusare credis, accusas.” When you believe you are excusing yourself, you are accusing yourself.

Virgo: “Cogito ergo sum.” I think, therefore I am

Libra: “Si vis amari, ama.” If you wish to be loved, love.

Scorpio: “Forest fortuna adiuvat.” Fortune favors the brave.

Sagittarius: “Dum viviumus, vivamus.” When we live, let us live.

Capricorn: “Ut desint vires, tamen est laudanda voluntas.” Although the power is lacking, the will is commendable.

Aquarius: “Semper inops quicumque cupit.” Whoever desires is always poor.

Pisces: “Dum spiro spero.” While I breathe, I hope.

The Signs as Bears

Black Bear: Gemini, Scorpio, Capricorn

Panda Bear: Taurus, Libra, Sagittarius

Brown Bear: Aries, Leo

Polar Bear: Virgo, Aquarius

Teddy Bear: Cancer, Pisces

THE SIGNS AS ASYLUM PATIENTS

Aries: *seduces the staff*

Taurus: *hides pills inside a teddy bear*

Gemini: *totally bipolar and goes batshit with the staff*

Cancer: *cries all night and bangs head against wall*

Leo: *convinces other patients that there is a dark monster that is going to eat them*

Virgo: *is getting a lobotomy*

Libra: *scratches at arm until bleeding*

Scorpio: *acts like they are possessed by a demon*

Sagittarius: *scratches at walls everyday*

Capricorn: *is always at electroshock therapy*

Aquarius: *draws creepy af pictures*

Pisces: *cries for someone to get them released*

The signs + fantasy elements

Royalty - King/Queen: Aries, Cancer, Libra, Capricorn

Royalty - Princess/Prince: Leo, Taurus, Pisces, Gemini

Chosen One: Aries, Sagittarius, Aquarius

Dragons: Aries, Scorpio, Libra, Taurus

Mermaids: Cancer, Virgo, Pisces

Mischievous Fae Folk: Aries, Gemini, Libra, Sagittarius

Angels: Taurus, Leo

Gods/Goddesses: Scorpio, Capricorn, Aquarius

Vampires: Taurus, Scorpio, Capricorn, Pisces

Travel Companion to Chosen One: Cancer, Virgo

Forbidden Lovers: Cancer+Capricorn, Gemini+Sagittarius

Valkyries: Taurus, Cancer, Gemini, Capricorn, Aquarius

Tragic Seer/Seeress: Cancer, Leo, Virgo, Aquarius, Pisces

Magic Users: Aries, Gemini, Virgo, Libra, Pisces

Talking Animals: Gemini, Libra, Sagittarius

Time Travelers, Lost in Time: Leo, Aquarius

Pirates: Aries, Gemini, Sagittarius

Hero/Villain - Used to be ex-Friends/Lovers: Cancer+Leo, Aries+Virgo, Taurus+Gemini

Tragic Death from Saving Everyone: Cancer, Aquarius, Pisces

types of magic the signs use as wizards

Aries: Metamorphosis

Taurus: Nature healing magic

Gemini: Illusion

Cancer: Healing waters and potions

Leo: Fire magic

Virgo: Telekinesis

Libra: Karma magic

Scorpio: Blood magic

Sagittarius: Fireballs

Capricorn: Invisibility

Aquarius: Speed of light

Pisces: Frost magic