*Said With A Heavy French Accent

Great way to resume the son of Neptune

hazel: frank why do you even like me. I'm a zombie I shouldn't be here I ruin everything I touch and everything with gaea is my fault I'm a terrible person and also I should die

frank: I would set myself and everyone else in this room on fire to keep you warm

percy (the only other person in the room): man what the hell did I do

So I have been thinking and I noticed one kind of disturbing thing in the backstories revealed in TGR

So, we all know Jean tried to end his own life at the Nest and Riko tortured him for it and then locked him basically on a box with breathing holes

During the time Jean was locked in there, Kevin went to talk to him and made him promise to not try it again, bc he wouldnt be able to handle being left alone with Riko again (before Jean's arrival when they were all 14ish, it was just Kevin and Riko). Jean promised it to him, and not matter how much he wanted to, he never dared to break the promise, even after Kevin had left.

Riko never knew this talk or this promise happened, which means that this mtf probably thought the reason why Jean never tried to kill himself again was bc of the torture he faced after he tried it 🤡

Like, Riko was probably outhere thinking that locking someone up in a coffin for days is a super effective way to prevent future suicide attempts (kinda ironic since Riko died of "suicide", aah the karma that came to this little bitch will never not me amazing to me)

Anyways, just wanted to share with yall my disturbing thought of the night

Duos that have the same vibe

Somebody must have already pointed this out, but I havent seen it yet, so I will anyways

But, this is literally almost the same dynamic and not only I love it, but I will die on this hill

We have:

- Short red head who is inexperienced at the beggining, constantly tells people that are better then him that he is gonna beat them (and in fact does beat them). Plays mostly on instinct and has a huge amount of potencial and talent

-Taller with black hair who has had problems in his previous team, is known for being rude, kind of bossy and constantly and blatantly tells people their technical faws. Plays with sharp precision and wits, also has a huge amount of talent

-Taller one becomes sort of a mentor figure to our shorty, but at the same time, they both are constantly competing with each other

-Become partners and push each other to the top of their potentials

-Both are completly obsessed with their sports, will practice non stop after practice hours

-Will argue with each other ALL THE TIME(thats basically their default mode), you will know things are serious if they stop talking to each other

Shoutout to Jean dropping “stupid, beautiful Kevin” on us because he ate with that. That’s exactly what Kevin is, both stupid and beautiful. Amazing, descriptive, heartbreaking, straight to the point. I haven’t stopped thinking about it. Stupid, beautiful Kevin indeed

one of my favorite subtle implications in the series is that it seems the Titan Army was fully banking on Percy being the host of Kronos. Why else would they make their main base a cruise ship if their primary enemy is a son of Poseidon? Named after Andromeda, the wife of Perseus? Why would they work on Oceanus specifically being free so much? Side notably with other children of Poseidon? Why plant Zeus and Hades' items of power on Percy when Luke already had them? Why only Zeus and Hades' items, not Poseidon's? Well because they really need Percy as Kronos' host, that's why. (and Poseidon siding with them because of that would be a bonus as well)

I like to imagine Luke's cabin on the Princess Andromeda is fully decked out with like "WELCOME PERCY" and sea-themed sheets and everything and he hates it so much cause it's a constant reminder he failed and he was Kronos' second choice. Also then he gets his super special pegasus not even exactly stolen by Percy, but the pegasus willingly defects to be Percy's personal steed instead, which must just be insult to injury. Luke has immense one-sided beef with Percy and Percy has no idea.

They actually should go back to that homoerotic situationship and make it a thing, please, thank you

jean, andrew, and neil should start an “i survived a homoerotic situationship with kevin day” club

☝️They also waterboarded him for trying to not be alive anymore

Famously known as you are fucked either type of situation

“they hit you for making a mistake on the court???” buddy they waterboarded him for being alive

We all stan David Wymack

Wymack took two teenagers who were so afraid of coaches and older men they flinched at his presence and loved them so hard they think of him as a father

"You know, I get it," Neil said. "Being raised as a superstar must be really, really difficult for you. Always a commodity, never a human being, not a single person in your family thinking you're worth a damn off the court—yeah, sounds rough. Kevin and I talk about your intricate and endless daddy issues all the time." "Neil," Kevin said, low and frantic. Neil ignored him. "I know it's not entirely your fault that you are mentally unbalanced and infected with these delusions of grandeur, and I know you're physically incapable of holding a decent conversation with anyone like every other normal human being can, but I don't think any of us should have to put up with this much of your bullshit. Pity only gets you so many concessions, and you used yours up about six insults ago. So please, please, just shut the fuck up and leave us alone."

maven’s live reaction right after witnessing cal and mare’s dance scene