Shoutout To Jean Dropping “stupid, Beautiful Kevin” On Us Because He Ate With That. That’s Exactly

Sometimes it feels like everyone around me is speaking in a secret language and I'm the only one who doesn't know it.

To be honest, they have been the victims of crimes more times then they have actually committed crimes

I think this has to change

Time to be gay, do crime

my take is they should do more crime actually

God, just please, I NEED IT

(Even though I really dont think Jeremy is gonna go pro, Im sure he will be there to give Jean a kiss after the game ends)

*shakily grabs microphone* wh- what if the epilogue in tsc3 is a time skip to the olympics… jean kevin neil andrew jeremy playing together… the Queen’s men

Neil has a talent for making Andrew having to admit exactly what he is trying to avoid

"that doesn't mean i wouldn't blow you" is an iconic confession for a lot of reasons but i love that andrew obviously picked his wording so so carefully there to avoid admitting any feelings involved and then neil's demisexual ass just totally bypasses that and he responds saying "you like me." WHICH IS EXACTLY WHAT ANDREW WAS TRYING TO AVOID ADMITTING.

happy birthday neil josten and his little fox paw doodles and his fraying-at-the-hems shirts and his scary ahh smile and his electric blue bambi eyes and his unsettling demeanour and his inability to half-ass anything except for school and his fearlessness and ruthlessness and his love for maths of ALL fucking things and his zombie cowboy halloween costume and his bad temper and his smart mouth that only knows how to talk mad shit, lie, and kiss andrew and his pretty face and his four minute mile and his favourite colour being grey and his five-something languages that he speaks and his fierce devotion to exy and the foxes and jean and his insane aura and his general nonchalance and his breakfast burrito that he hid behind and his napkin that he ordered a hit on and his stalker binder and his keys and cigarettes. i will never love another the character the way i love neil josten.

I guess the foxes are gonna have to start to bet on how long Neil will take to encomend someone's death again

Jeremy: it really was such a stroke of good luck that Neil was visiting when he was because it gave Jean a great alibi for Grayson’s death!! :)

Kevin:

Kevin Day, the only character in the world who manages to be a perfect 50/50 split between girlboss and boyfailure

andrew pulled up to psu after his visit to california and immediately went to renee like “hey walker guess what your boyfriend wants a boyfriend”

All the other teams were thinking : "GET A ROOM THE TWO OF YOU ALREADY"

Aaron actually said it (very loudly, while looking disgusted)

Kevin scolded them for not properly behaving. Andrew gave him a slap in the back of the head and told him to stop being a bore

Dan told Neil to bahave but then used this as an excuse to seat o Matt's lap (if Neil can, then she can do it too)

Alisson just rolled her eyes at the two couples and said something in the lines of "I didnt give up my inheritance for this"

Renee was just there laughing silentely

andreil at the next banquet

Kevin "it will be easier if he remains heterosexual" Day - picking only gays so far for his Perfect Court

I know what you are, Kevin