Arthur. Can You Please STOP Mouthing Off To Eldritch Gods That Could Kill You With The Snap Of A Finger.

Constantine and Zatanna core (platonically)

there are few things that make my skin want to invert itself like corny, try hard kitten/daddy “bdsm” language but i cant stop using it right now it’s like i got bit by some mediocre 20 something in an ill fitting suit and i am. changing

I am not ashamed, for I know whom I have believed.

2 Timothy 1:12

I understand cannibalism can be a metaphor for toxic love and all that, but I need cannibalism as a metaphor for being touch starved. You need contact so badly is a deep hunger, something that can only be solved by the feeling lf flesh giving way to teeth, of warm, gushing blood. A hunger that's so deep, the very thought is sickening yet you still crave, you still want, you still need, and even though you feel as if you aren't deserving of such touch, you still crave it lile a starving wolf craves prey, like the only thing that could stop the rotting ache in your chest is the crunch of bones and the squelching of organs

Arthur calling Kayne daddy two fucking times is not something I expected to hear when I came back from school. Arkayne shippers must be eating GOOD with this one

how i'm living <3

I- amen...?

The voice in your head telling you the dog-motif is overdone is wrong. Do not listen to it. Give them a muzzle. Give them a choker or a collar. Chain them to a fence. Give them sharp canines. Give them pavlovian responses. Give them puppy dog eyes. Put them in a cage. Give them themes of obedience, loyalty and love intertwined unhealthy. Give them attachment issues. Make them bite. Give them themes of taming, domestication and ferality. Give them actual, literal, rabies. Kick them while they're down. Microchip them. Scratch their hair behind their ear. Call them a good boy/good girl/etc. and watch them perk up in response. Put them in a shock collar. Give them a metaphorical treat to reward good behaviour. Make them beg for scrapes of affection.

The possibilities are endless.

Elias sending statements to Jon in season 3:

Me when I started listening

god this podcast is like 10% mystery, 10% description, and 80% arthur whimpering and moaning and writhing in pain

Whenever I'm feeling sad I just imagine Jon reading a statement fully in character, tears and everything, then immediately just sitting up, breathing in and going 'statement ends' like nothing happened before concluding that what he just passionately read out loud was utter bullshit