This Brings Me Joy

I wholeheartedly agree with the idea that Arthur Lester could probably do TMA but Jon could NOT do Malevolent AT ALL. Jon would have gotten killed by Eddie.

Literally canon

"History is boring!!"

History:

“In 1404, King Taejong fell from his horse during a hunting expedition. Embarrassed, looking to his left and right, he commanded, “Do not let the historian find out about this.” To his disappointment, the historian accompanying the hunting party included these words in the annals, in addition to a description of the king’s fall.“

LMFAOOOOOO rip to that guy

I can confirm this happened

this is what happened in think i dont know

You're going to get a lot more of that 😭

just started the podcast but as much as I love the idea of jarthur as a qpr the sound of John saying "oh, Arthur..." is pornographic

I- amen...?

The voice in your head telling you the dog-motif is overdone is wrong. Do not listen to it. Give them a muzzle. Give them a choker or a collar. Chain them to a fence. Give them sharp canines. Give them pavlovian responses. Give them puppy dog eyes. Put them in a cage. Give them themes of obedience, loyalty and love intertwined unhealthy. Give them attachment issues. Make them bite. Give them themes of taming, domestication and ferality. Give them actual, literal, rabies. Kick them while they're down. Microchip them. Scratch their hair behind their ear. Call them a good boy/good girl/etc. and watch them perk up in response. Put them in a shock collar. Give them a metaphorical treat to reward good behaviour. Make them beg for scrapes of affection.

The possibilities are endless.

Noel Arthur and John. To me.

How is Jon's skin SO BAD that the homegirl made of PLASTIC has to point it out like damn use some Vaseline or something at least