Honestly I'm Not One To Judge But I Think Omegaverse Is One Of The Wildest Popular AUs.... Like. That's

Sooo sorry that last fic took so long to come out!! Havent had a lot of motivation recently but im trying to power through!!

just incase anyone was wondering, I currently have two steve-o fics and one bam fic otw!! :)

keep a lookout for bam smut ;)

bam in jackass the movie, you will always be famous ♡

oh yeah btw everyone who can give birth should have a right to terminate the pregnancy at any time for any reason.

dont you dare value the lives of a stupid infant over a whole full grown human.

ps. if you send hate to this, ill do another donation to a pro choice fund! :)

Some more baby Mary Goore for @brighteyedbushybrowed

gifs by me

(source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FeU21W5ijqo&list=LL&index=6&t=1s)

my dream is to be a femme fatale and make boys cry.

damn okay I only got two fics done today,,, I have two more butttttt I'll write them tmrw cause I'm tired :')

currently 51 minutes and 16 seconds in to slc punk and

I am in love with stevo. okay editing chaos here cause I just realized I said Steve-o and not stevo..... kill me

yeah.

that's all.

Homecoming - König x Reader

Content - Short smut, fingering, orgasm, praise. Koing x reader, size kink. No meantion of y/n. Google translated german.

Summary - After coming back from being deployed on a mission, Koing has finally come home to you.

Minors DNI.

König entered the house silently, taking off his gear, hood and helmet. He looked down at you, he was used to coming home at odd hours after each mission. He enjoyed it actually, it gave him the rare opportunity to see you sleep and to wake you. He leaned over you, his breath against your neck causing you to stir from you sleep. You blinked lazily up at him and a small smile played across your lips, "König?" You whispered, a hand reaching up to touch him. He smiled, "I'm here schatz."

He grinned at you and kissed your hand, slowly trailing down your body and your back arched. You hummed sleepily as he moved the blanket off you, pushing up your night gown. "Mmm." He hummed, seeing the wet pool on your underwear. "So nass für mich," He whispered, god you loved it when he whispered german to you. He pulled your underwear down, taking in the scent of your soaked cunt. He hummed and pushed finger inside, "You take me so well schatz," He whispered, admiring how your cunt swallowed his large finger. You moaned, fingers gripping the bedsheets as he moved his finger in and out of you. "König." You moaned out.

"You're doing so well, taking it so well baby." He whispered, pushing in another finger as you gasped at the stretching sensation. He leaned up from your pussy and captured your lips, swallowing the moan you produced. König never had a hard time making you feel good, his pure size compared you was nothing to laugh at. König groaned into the kiss as your cunt clenched around him when he hit that spot. Your back arched off the bed and you broke the kiss, "God, yes König." You moaned out, hands grabbing at his back. Scratching his back as the coil wrapped itself tighter in your stomach. He groaned, his head between your neck and shoulder. A shudder ran through your body as the orgasm racked your body. "Yes, yes, yes!" You screamed, clawing at his back. He let you ride out your high. He watched you panted, falling onto your back while looking up at him expectantly.

"No, no schatz," He whispered, pushing a strand of hair back away from you sweat glistening face, "Later." You smiled at him, pulling him down onto the bed. Not asking any questions, just happy he's back.

I just wanna say jules is a fucking hypocrite

like, she cheated on rue the first chance she got

and CASUALLY SAID she was in love with the girl she fucked

but got upset when rue introduced her to elliot???? like wtf.

I actually hate jules