HE IS NOT LYING OKAY!?

uhm- just asking but why is the blanket....you know...?

New rendering style gdjsh

Was too lazy to do lineart so just pretend you're looking at really clean nice lineart wowwe amazing woahahhh

i say what what in the butt

hi!!! i've done your ask, and i have it queued because... well, i doubt anyone is up right now, but... the ask game! 1 and 26 for shuichi, please, and 11 for kokichi :D

Shuichi:

Why do you like or dislike this character?

Wellll me and Shuichi have a complicated relationship.....I sometimes really like him that he becomes my favorite character, sometimes really hate him but in general he's pretty good. I like him when he's around Kaito, Maki and some others but I just really hate him when he's with Kokichi. The way he treats Kokichi is absolute crap. I mean he doesn't give a single shit about Kokichi, he doesn't really want to solve Kokichi, just nothing. But the reason I like him is cuz he can be so chill/serious and anxious/kind/caring at the same. He also gets along with everyone goddammit he's so lucky....I think I just like the way protagonists act in general. But he's also kinda different from the other protagonists and it makes him even more interesting. Unlike the other protagonists, I feel like he has an actual lore. I'm not counting Hajime's "Izuru Kamakura" identity thingy cuz I couldn't care less...Oh, one more thing!!! Idk how to explain this but I sometimes find the way he acts quite funny lol. Uhmm idk what else to say but in general my opinions on Shuichi are like this.

26. What's something the character has done you can't get over? Be it something funny, bad, good, serious, whatever?

I would say "You're alone Kokichi. And you always will be." but since he never actually said that in the original version of the game (the japanese version), I didn't choose that one. Hmmm....................this isn't really something Shuichi directly said, but in the Salmon mode you can choose options like "Let's read a dirty book." "Getting horny after a meal." "Ah, maybe we should take off our clothes?" and I found that really weird. I remember that there was an option called "Let's take our clothes off." in Goodbye Despair's Salmon mode too but it's obvious Hajime meant to say "Let's swim" or something like that. Shuichi just said that stuff cuz.....idk??

Kokichi:

11. Would you date this character?

Ooh why not!!! He's so handsomee cutee and absolutely pure! Buut it would be like dating myself since I'm Kokichi himself.....Jk, I really, REALLY hate him (he's also my fav character by the way) whenever I see his face I wanna beat him up and make him suffer......God, he's such a loser and thinks he's cute.

Thank you for the askkkk 😁😁😁

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erm, achtchually, he is an Aries 🤓☝

Kaito is, in fact, not a Virgo

why am i so right

Miu: *slurs*

People: WOAHH OMG DID SHE JUST SLUR THIS IS HER WHOLE PERSONALITY WOWOWOW CUM DUMPSTER

damn, fictional characters get 1000000000000000x more love and respect than i do

Just say that you don't wanna do it you frigging idiot

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Sexualities of South Park Characters in my opinion

Cartman: bisexual asf "im secretly inlove with patty nelson i fantasize kissing with patty nelson" + the weird moments he had with wendy "kyle suck my balls" "deep down inside, you're a monster but you're my little monster" he also literally sucked butters balls but i think he was just a little bi-curious i mean he didn't even know what he was doing

Kyle: ya'll are not gonna believe this!!! KAHL IS GAYY!! YEAH GAY ASF I MEAN. he has a really high potential with cartman ngl and he's not interested in girl AT ALL you faggy little jew....

Stan: bro was like inlove? with wendy back then but now 100% he doesn't love her romantically i know you like kyle you emo asshole so he also looks bi

Kenny: bro this mf is like bi too but we can't know for sure i think he's omnisexual or just straight

Butters: w-w-w-well im a bisexual little pussy a-and my dad is gonna ground me oh geez i dunno maybe i just don't feel love to anyone holy moly a-am i aromantic!? no...? i don't hate love? but...im not attracted to anyone either?

Craig: i think im gay dude but im not actually attracted to tweek i just think he's a fun guy to hangout is all idk

Tweek: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH- II-I-I-IDK MAN I JUST UGGGHH IM NOT GAY OKAY!?

Clyde: all the girls be lookin' at me heh im staright asf or am i uh oh

Tolkien: i guess i would say im staright? (literally the straightest character in the show)

Wendy: bro used to like cartman wtf and eventually kissed him from the lips she was also "inlove" with that brandon was it??? i mean the blonde guy in the first movie so straight perse

Bebe: fuck you bebe you're just straight or something i dunno and i don't wanna know ur slutty little stories