erm, achtchually, he is an Aries 🤓☝
Kaito is, in fact, not a Virgo
ok you annoying brat we got it
Kokichi Oma - Courtyard
"Let's go back inside." (Good Option.)
i hate his stupid spiky hair it doesn't even look cute i hate his stupid small face arghhgrtuıh i hate his weight i hate his height i hate his blood i just wanna fucking kill him well he already is dead but no im gonna kill him again i hate the way he talks i hate his mouth i hate his eyes he deserved that fucking slap he earned from kaito (KAITO THANK YOU SO MUCH BUT I WISH YOU JUST KILLED HIM RIGHT THERE) i hate how much of a twink and pervert he is I. HATE. HIS. EXISTENCE.
in my opinion they're all fucking stupid
People don't talk about this image enough
Like HELLO LOOK HOW PRETTY KIRUMI IS
AND THESE GIRLIES WITH DIFFERENT HAIR STYLES
AND KAITO AND HIS FUCKING GALAXY FAN I'M ACTUALLY GONNA EXPLODE DHHDBFJDJDJ
Cartman: bisexual asf "im secretly inlove with patty nelson i fantasize kissing with patty nelson" + the weird moments he had with wendy "kyle suck my balls" "deep down inside, you're a monster but you're my little monster" he also literally sucked butters balls but i think he was just a little bi-curious i mean he didn't even know what he was doing
Kyle: ya'll are not gonna believe this!!! KAHL IS GAYY!! YEAH GAY ASF I MEAN. he has a really high potential with cartman ngl and he's not interested in girl AT ALL you faggy little jew....
Stan: bro was like inlove? with wendy back then but now 100% he doesn't love her romantically i know you like kyle you emo asshole so he also looks bi
Kenny: bro this mf is like bi too but we can't know for sure i think he's omnisexual or just straight
Butters: w-w-w-well im a bisexual little pussy a-and my dad is gonna ground me oh geez i dunno maybe i just don't feel love to anyone holy moly a-am i aromantic!? no...? i don't hate love? but...im not attracted to anyone either?
Craig: i think im gay dude but im not actually attracted to tweek i just think he's a fun guy to hangout is all idk
Tweek: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH- II-I-I-IDK MAN I JUST UGGGHH IM NOT GAY OKAY!?
Clyde: all the girls be lookin' at me heh im staright asf or am i uh oh
Tolkien: i guess i would say im staright? (literally the straightest character in the show)
Wendy: bro used to like cartman wtf and eventually kissed him from the lips she was also "inlove" with that brandon was it??? i mean the blonde guy in the first movie so straight perse
Bebe: fuck you bebe you're just straight or something i dunno and i don't wanna know ur slutty little stories
fuck yeah put him in his place
HAPPY B-DAY STAN FUCKING MARSH
WOHOO DEPRESSED LIL' BOYS B-DAY SO JUST FOR HIM IM GONNA WATCH "YOU'RE GETTING OLD" AGAINNNN🥳🥳🥳🥳
Well yeah I really used to hate him, even looked for posts to see if anyone else hated him or not. Tbh he already isn't very liked by the fandom so oh well. But why exactly did I hate him? 'Kay, this will be stupid, here we go. Cuz whenever I used to read a Saiouma story (EWEWEWEW-) I always saw Kaito get into the way by having a relationship with Kokichi. I thought Oumota was popular, so it pissed me off. Then I suddenly became more interested in this ship, searched read stories about the ship I used to hate etc. Lol I also hated Oumota, yes. I have this cycle of "hating to the thing, becoming attached and interested, it being my fav thing ever" just like my crush LOL- i actually never hated them nvm off topic- okay and i started liking the ship, eventually hating saiouma with all my heart. I still don't like saiouma, but I don't have a huge hatred on it. I just don't fucking care.
"you're not that boring" wow, thanks kamakura
happy valentines for my and your friends foes and all inbetween
THIS IS CUTE ASF YAYAYAYAYAYYYAYAYYAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
HAPPY BIRTHDAY KAITO🎉🎉🎉
As we know, kichi and momota-chan are the main rivals in the game. Kokichi seems like he's in a rival-like relationship with everyone, but theirs is the most obvious. So...is this the only reason?? Don't be stupid ofc not!!! But, as a Kyman (Cartman x Kyle) shipper, i seriously like the "enemies to lovers" or "frienemies" dynamic in general. I really don't find "friends to lovers" interesting AT ALL. I mean, people are always interested in the most impossible way of a relationship. You'll say, "but they were enemies before so they would totally fight when dating!!" anything can happen to anyone's relationship, broski so stfu pls. And no, I don't think it would happen if it's an actual real love over there. Tho if they're not dating, they will always pick up fights on eachother. People are usually the opposite inside from the person they seem to be like. For example, if a person hates gayness sosososo much, they're probably gay. HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA CARTMAN I CAN HEAR U- also he "hated" jews too, cuz he likes kyle and lowkey believes in judaism since he openly became one afterwards- ahem anyways as i was saying, the more you seperate the distance between love and hate, the more it gets you to love. y'know what i mean?? if a person hates another SO much, it's the opposite. No some people can really hate other people deeply, but if they mention it wayy too much then nah i think it's love right there.