Hawks: Shit's going down, Endeavor.
Midoriya: Maybe I should read that book! Maybe it'll make me a better hero!
Hawks: Fuck. Right. There're kids here. Forgot about them.
do you think you could take a vampire?
Four year old beekeeper distracted by a roly-poly.
this girl at uni was dressed sooo gay and then i found out she's just straight with a lesbian mom. dykebaiting is not a victimless crime 😔
well i guess that's fine
and i know i've kissed you before, but i didn't do it right
diva que inspira
Bitches love reblogging this post every Tuesday the 18th
It makes me appreciate it all the better honestly, they can make me cry AND have a sense of humor? Like I'm in love now
ao3 is crazy because you'll read the most gut-wrenching 200k word slowburn that leaves you sobbing into your sweater at four in the morning and the author will be applejacksmonstercock
Being a pro censorship ao3 user is so insanely cringe. Either use the (incredibly effective and well designed) filtering system to avoid seeing the shit you don't like or stop complaining. Leave the pro censorship rhetoric to Wattpad or smth