This Girl At Uni Was Dressed Sooo Gay And Then I Found Out She's Just Straight With A Lesbian Mom. Dykebaiting

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(ʘ‿ʘ✿) “what you say ‘bout me”

(ʘ‿ʘ)ノ✿ “hold my flower”

"Oh my god! It's a tsunami!"

Donald Trump: "Tsunami, that's a beautiful word. Big wave, that's what they told me. Big wave... The biggest waves. Biden didn't have waves this big. Biden couldn't... he didn't... didn't swim... I don't swim I golf, great golfer, but I could swim, I'd be a tremendous swimmer. These waters, they're not salty, they're sweet waters, Trump Waters, I call- they call it. That's what they said to me: "sir, these waves are sweet waters, good for crops" and I said "can I call it Trump Waters?" and they loved that idea... Trump - *pause* - Waters. Our corn will be tremendous... delicious corn. Good for soda. Did you know Biden wanted to ban soda?"

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The author 's barely disguised

Turn based sex. Take as long as you need to think of a strategy.

Being autistic is like screaming through a megaphone “please don’t overwork me, i WILL explode” and everyone responds like haha well. You’ll get used to it over time :)

Welcome home, weary traveler.

THISDSD

one headcanon i don't play with is smoker izuku. he was influenced by hawks who offered him a cig during the vigilante arc and he's been smoking ever since. it's definitely lessened as the years go by but once in a while, whenever he's particularly stressed, he'll smoke one or two. people around him HATE it, but he can just never fully quit no matter how hard he tries. of course as a pro-hero and a UA teacher he has to be discreet about it, so he smokes on the balcony, in alleys, or uses bathroom breaks as an excuse.

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katsuki: cut that shit out.

izuku, walking back in: hm?

katsuki, crossing his arms: i can still smell it even if you smoke on the balcony. are you an idiot? stop stinkin' up the place.

izuku, frowning deeply: ..you can?

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and far be it for izuku to compromise katsuki's health. his own health doesn't matter, but when it affects katsuki? that's where he draws the line.