Boyfriend Tells Me I’m Banned From Fixing Things Around The House Now >:(

Hawks: Shit's going down, Endeavor.

Midoriya: Maybe I should read that book! Maybe it'll make me a better hero!

Hawks: Fuck. Right. There're kids here. Forgot about them.

AHHHH

After school

Four year old beekeeper distracted by a roly-poly.

Had a dream that All Might was hit by a quirk that'd turn him evil but instead of doing anything actually evil he just went around being a goof and pranking people and mildly inconveniencing them. Legit the worst thing he did was throw a guy into the water. He called Shigaraki a big baby and started taunting AFO that he's "better at being evil than him". Shigaraki was absolutely baffled but AFO was just loving the new All Might bc he found it funny.

hehe

so i went to the zoo yesterday and saw the cutest family of otters ever

and then i checked their names

they’re all NAmED aftER fOOD

EXCEPT kEVIN

WHY

WHY WOULD THEY DO THIS

Yeah you're right. It WOULD be pretty fucked up if you were a swan but you were raised by ducks and you grew up never seeing another swan or even knowing that such a thing as a swan even existed so you just thought you were a duck with something super wrong with it.