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Prompt #2287

The villain shuffled awkwardly. “So…you don’t have anywhere to live? Like, at all?”

“Not since you blew up my apartment block last week, no. I don’t exactly have enough money floating around for another down payment.”

“Well, I’ve, uh…” The villain scratched their back of their head, discomfort radiating off them in waves. “I, uh, don’t have that kind of money either, but I do- I have been looking for a new roommate. You wouldn’t need a huge upfront sum for that, and it would help me out too, and, well, at least we wouldn’t have to worry about our roommate finding out our secret IDs? So…what do you think?”

My art skills are terrible but someday I will add to this !

anyone please ask your crush out like this

I read about this when I was young and I was amazed how the whole world fell for something like this!

i want to shake those two little Victorian girl bitchs hands who faked the pictures of themselves playing with fairies and thank them for paving the way.

Reblog if you're not homophobic

Every url that reblog’s will be written in a book and shown to my homophobic dad. 

now all I need is to have a large library in an old house, which is located on the outskirts of a small town, with a lot of magic books that can help make a potion for a variety of purposes, cure a person or predict the future

I love genuinely innocent “boys will be boys.” Just saw a guy come out of a frat house to poke a pair of jeans they’d left outside - they were frozen solid, and as soon as he confirmed that, like twenty more boys came rushing out of the house going “YOOOOOOOOOO”

Unmute !

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I'VE ONLY SEEN IT ON PINTEREST!