I Only Have Two Moods,

Someone: *does something unexpected and funny*

Internet: Oh wow, I really wanna know who did that

Same someone from before: Oh, my sister did that

Also internet: Stop lying and taking credit for everything you little beatch. Anyone could've done it and here you are lying to get famous.

i know time is a construct or whatever but the fact that there are less than 50 days left of the 2010s boggles my mind i’m literally shitting my pants that we’re about to enter a new decade 

meirl

i have found mcytblr

and i like it much better than mcytwt

MCYT as things that I have on my ✨camera roll✨

Dream

George

Sapnap

Badboyhalo

Skeppy

Wilbur

Tommy

Tubbo

Fundy

Technoblade

I started using Head and Shoulders ten years ago for itchy scalp and dandruff, and then for ten years I have not had itchy scalp and dandruff, so I thought "why do I still buy shampoo to combat itchy scalp and dandruff when I do not have itchy scalp and dandruff," so I stopped buying the shampoo for itchy scalp and dandruff and can you guess I have now? Can you predict what currently afflicts me? It's alright if you can't because apparently I fuckin couldn't either

This is the story of the zombie apocalypse told by a 10 year old infected boy. Throughout the last week the young boys condition has been getting worse and he’s slowly losing conscious.

sapnap is filming btw

Reblog if you're not homophobic

Every url that reblog’s will be written in a book and shown to my homophobic dad.