Modèle: La Petite Orange

Everyone I Like Should Live Within A Five Mile Radius Of Me

Daily reminder that we do not actually live in a dystopian movie put the apocalypse down and back away slowly. You know when your cleaning a room and you pull everything out of it's draws to sort through it and you're like "what the fuck have I done I'm never going to be able to tidy all of this" I think that's the stage we're at in the world. Thanks to social media we've pulled out all the messed up shit from the cupboards of the world, it was always there but now we can see it and we're going to have to sort it all out we made this mess and we can fix it. Falling to the floor sobbing will not clean a crusty room. A group of people working systematically (preferably with music in the background) will.

desperate men on their knees begging to please you 😮‍💨

Dick from a guy who's obsessed with you

the fact that walls get dusty is ridiculous. you're vertical. act like it.

idgaf if my parents are disappointed in me I'm not impressed by them either

reblog to let prev cum on you <3

All my mutuals are hot. Reblog to tell your mutuals they are hot.