So I took the garbage out... At 1:34 AM, and I noticed that the whole backyard was lit up. When I looked to see if any of the lights were on outside, I didn't see anything. So I looked up, and I saw the full Moon, and all the stars, in a perfectly clear sky. Not a single cloud in sight. And I had a moment of, "This is the single, most beautiful site I will ever see." This picture doesn't do it any justice, but I just wanted to document it in some way. Most people don't think of anything when they look at the sky. But me? Like a nerd, I wonder about all the possibilities that are out there. What kind of life is out there, living their own lives, unaffected by humans, and unaware of how big our shared universe really is. But then I get sad when I realize I'll never live to see any of it. And then I get even sadder when I realize that I care about something that will never affect my life in any real way and is actually pointless for me to waste my time thinking about it. But, oh well... We still have cats here on Earth, so life's not all that bad I guess... But I really need to go to sleep.
Back on March 25, 2016, I achieved the possible. I succeeded in what has been described as "something only a fat, no-life loser would take pride in." I, Adam Lawrence Campbell, first of his name, the self-proclaimed "Sexiest (Fat) Man Alive", King of Nothing and Protector of Twinkies, earned my 1,000th trophy on the PlayStation Network. #1v1mebruh
On June 3, 1965, Edward Higgins White II became the first America to venture out on a spacewalk as part of NASA's Gemini 4 mission.
A toy monkey's opinion on the election.
Otavia antiqua is the oldest known animal to have ever lived. It lived as far back as 760 million years ago to as late as 550 million ago.
Play this at my funeral.