A Toy Monkey's Opinion On The Election.

I’m convinced that while everything about the Joker- his murderous instincts, his maniacal laughter, his maddening behaviour- points to him being insane, he is the farthest thing from it. The Jokers greatest prank has been to pull the wool over society’s eyes all these years, masquerading as a madman so as to be thrown into an asylum and treated with kid gloves when apprehended, to be ‘rehabilitated’ rather than punished in a penitentiary. It’s a strategy worthy of a high-stakes player, so it’s apt that he’d be named for a playing card

Fact of the Day: The Valles Marineris is a system of canyons on the surface of Mars which, if it existed on Earth, would stretch across the entire contiguous United States, and is 6 miles deep, whereas the Grand Canyon is only 1 mile deep.

Happy Birthday Daisy Jazz Isobel Ridley! (b. April 10th, 1992)

My life is a lie.

this is my new favourite gif

i have never noticed before today that spidey wasn’t real

still laughing about it 3 hours later

this dog getting washed with bouncy music in the background is like a genre of its own