So, In Case You Haven't Heard, Dump Is Planning To Throw A Military Parade For His 79th Birthday, Costing

good things will happen 🧿

things that are meant to be will fall into place 🧿

the 4 types of lesbian

it costs zero dollars to be niceys, and friendly. it costs two dollars fifty sense for a ice pop from the ice cream truck. do you want me to spot you? im happy to because i love ypu

The dichotomy of Brennan helping with ability score rolls for newer players:

Titan Takedown: Preps high-level base stats for the cast, with everyone having a 20 in their two most relevant ability scores and no one really having a genuine dump stat (no one's character has below a 14/+2 modifier in any ability), which allows the players to play to their class strengths and not have to worry about fucking up as much in a shorter, tighter campaign.

Fantasy High: Ally Beardsley rolls a 4 for Kristen's Dex and has to live with with the consequences of that for 6+ years

I think we owe an apology to the Americans, looks like at least some of the issues with their healthcare system can be addressed with guns