The dichotomy of Brennan helping with ability score rolls for newer players:
Titan Takedown: Preps high-level base stats for the cast, with everyone having a 20 in their two most relevant ability scores and no one really having a genuine dump stat (no one's character has below a 14/+2 modifier in any ability), which allows the players to play to their class strengths and not have to worry about fucking up as much in a shorter, tighter campaign.
Fantasy High: Ally Beardsley rolls a 4 for Kristen's Dex and has to live with with the consequences of that for 6+ years
I come from a long line of people with something wrong with them
over-psychoanalyzing blorbos is healthy and needed enrichment for the girlies in order to avoid over-psychoanalyzing themselves. like giving a dog a chew toy in order to redirect chewing on its hind legs
In 2025 you have to fag it up as much as possible. Goth it up also. Godspeed. Gothspeed, even.
For those of you who were too young to remember 9/11 this is who Trump has always been.
Trump called in on 9/11 to brag that his building was now the tallest building in downtown Manhattan:
“Forty Wall Street actually was the second-tallest building... Now it’s the tallest!”
A self serving asshole who has never cared about his fellow man.
He doesn’t care about Veterans. He doesn’t care about children shot to death in schools and he doesn’t care about you.
Wake the fuck up.
I hate calling in sick I don't want to inform anyone about my abnormal bowel movements
i worry we are losing touch with the True Meaning Of Halloween (avoiding the fairies)
Me now v me in middle school
Rats vs Mice
(To be clear, this is not an anti-mouse post. Small cute animals should be allowed to be a little fucked up.)
fondly remembering when pope francis said he hopes hell is empty. top pope francis moments. right up there with him saying some seminaries are too faggy