I Don’t Know If Anyone Will Be Able To Do It Like A Starstruck Odyssey Did It. Being On Your Phone

while being depressing, this is also sort of fascinating to me bc there’s something so…inauthentic here. what i mean is that if you saw something like this back in say 2001 (which you probably wouldn’t, at least for carl’s jr. but i digress) it would seem tacky but in a “sex sells” sort of way.

seeing this in 2025, it’s clearly purely a political statement and you can tell partially bc the image itself is so oddly sexless. it’s like there’s more titillation in the prospect of “owning the libs” than in the image of the scantily clad blonde white woman itself.

Me now v me in middle school

Rats vs Mice

(To be clear, this is not an anti-mouse post. Small cute animals should be allowed to be a little fucked up.)

love living during the 3rd Red Scare, the 2nd Lavender Scare, and the 2nd Satanic Panic all at the same time. the political right is so normal and not unhinged at all

'you never read anymore, you used to love reading' and i have 200 safari tabs open. it never stopped it just got weird

He might be 6’0 and built like a brick but i see the rage of a teenage girl in his eyes

He’s just like me fr ( got sent to anger management therapy after biting a kid in the 5th grade and drawing blood)

This is from 2016, but still highly accurate

Ha. Ha.

imagine that you meet god and god looks like you when you were 14

Is this a magnus archives reference?