I Love Klaus Just Figuring Out That He Can Come Back From The Dead. Like He Fully Fell Off A Twenty Story

Maybe the real Neil Gaiman was the hashtags we found along the way.

Sometimes I doubt that you're the real neil gaiman

Sometimes I doubt that there is a real neil gaiman.

I need a study on autism stat because why did my dog just eat my garlic bread and my knee-jerk reaction was to tell him that he "needed to reconsider his morals and values".

I wish for nothing but the sweet release of death, or alternately a really long nap.

AND I'LL TELL IT AGAIN

‘there’s no platonic explanation for this’

buddy you wouldn’t believe what kind of platonic explanations im capable of

youre all hideous fools

@wearewatcher I'd like to offer Mr Shane some vindication on this fine day.

Pack your bags and kiss your mother on the cheek, for not even God will survive the end of all things.

Goncharov Lore Thus Far, based on the top tumblr post results

Main cast are Goncharov himself, his wife Katya (née Michailov), and Andrey 

One side character is named Mario Ambrosini. He is described as a “sad boi” and is involved in gambling. 

Set in Naples and involving a drug ring/mafia. The plot seems to involve Russian organized crime attempting to get a foothold in Italy. 

There is a Boat Scene. Katya survives via resourcefulness. 

Andrey and Goncharov have a substantial amount of homoeroticism. Andrey also has an internet in Katya. This forms a true love triangle. 

At some point, Katya threatens to shoot Goncharov. This is framed as a Girlboss Moment. 

There is also a Beer Bottle Scene. 

Katya fakes her death. 

Shuri really does wake up every day like: "Still alive? Welp. Time for me to slay the cosmos," and honestly I'd expect nothing less from a Woman In STEM.