carnivorous-toothache
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horror of 2025
here's the list (hoping i get every movie but mostly will be kinda focusing on the ones i'm either excited for or is super popular)
the wolfman - leigh whannell's take on the classic
final destination: bloodlines - tormented by recurring violent nightmares, stefanie returns home to break the cycle
black phone 2: sequel
sax xi: eleventh installment in the saw franchise
28 years later - it's been three decades since the rage virus escaped a laboratory and some groups have been able to live amongst the infected but when they leave the safety of their island they'll discover dark secrets
m3gan 2.0 - sequel
companion - after being invited to a weeekend trip at her new beau's lakeside estate, iris uncovers a terrible secret
they follow: sequel to it follows
frankenstein: guillermo's del toro's take on the original
the strangers: chapter 2 - sequel
the strangers: chapter 3 - end of a trilogy
scary movie: return to the horror spoof series
sinners - trying to leave their troubled lives behind, twin brothers return to their hometown to start again, only to discover that an even greater evil is waiting to welcome them back
untitled jordan peele film - plot tba
poohniverse: monsters assemble - a team of evil childhood cartoon characters i didn't know we needed but i guess we're getting one
vicious - a young woman must spent the night fighting for her existence as she slips down a disturbing rabbit hole contained inside a mysterious gift from a late-night visitor
blade - i mean i hope so but i'm not sure if we're actually getting it this year
the bride - in the 1930s, a lonely frankenstein travels to chicago to seek the aid of dr. euphronius in creating a companion for himself. they murder a young woman and the bride is born
scary stories to tell in the dark 2 - sequel
thanksgiving 2 - sequel
the auditors - nikki, grappling with post-job loss financial strain, inadvertently ignores the fine print of their MDPOPE purchase, and their descent into horror begins with the arrival of the auditors who subject them to torture
grind - a group of college students host a midnight grindhouse film festival. they discover a cursed arthouse horror movie called the creeping chaos. in screening the movie, they unleash absolute mayhem
you take can now - plot tba
scream 7 - plot tba
kraken - marine biologist johanne is doing research on a fish farm in vangshe, a rural community located by the fjord. when she encounters strange occurances along with two brutal deaths, she discovers that a mythical creature rests
the woman in the yard - a mysterious woman who repeatedly appears in a family's front yard, often giving chilling warnings, and leaving residents to question her identity, motive, and potential danger
i know what you did last summer - reboot of classic
fear street: prom queen - prom season at shadyside high is underway, but when an outsider is unexpectedly nominated to the court, and other girls start disappearing, the class of '88 is in for a hell of a prom night
until dawn - live action of the video game
let the evil go west - a railroad worker stumbles upon a fortune teller in distubring circumstances and horrifying visions drive him towards madness
the monkey - when twin brothers hal and bill discover their father's old monkey toy in the attic, a series of gruesome deaths start occurring around them
hell house llc: lineage - fifth installment
screamboat: a late night boat ride turns into a desperate fight for survival in new york city when a mouse becomes a monstrous reality (what the fuck)
body farm - the forester johann only wants to warn his ex-wife sophie of a forensic research facility, but when he gets to the site, fast-growing slime has infested the corpses of the dead and brings them to life
i know exactly how you die - when his slasher-fiction novel manifests in real life, rian burman has to finish his story without getting his protagonist killed
le fanu's carmilla - retelling of the book
devil's work - when a couple, traveling on their vacation, meet a desperate girl seeking for her missing sister, they encounter terror and up as hostages to a twisted family and their son
the seductress from hell - hollywood actress undergoes a horrific transformation after being pushed to the edge by her husband
hyde - modern take on the classic novella by robert louis stevenson
crawlers - in the year 2030, a zombie pandemic decimates the united states population. american surviors rush to mexico where a plateau is believed to be zombie free
the children of the woods - in january 1999, a group of five disappeared after they went into the woods of york, south carolina for a camping trip, their story is being told 25 years later (inspired by blair witch project)
the dreadful - in the backdrop of the war of roses, anne and her mother-in-law morwen who live in solidary, run into a man from their past
presence - a family moves into a suburban house and become convinced they're not alone
victorian psycho - winifred notty arrives at a remote gothic manor, and as she assimilates into life, staff members begin to disappear
heart eyes - when the heart eyes killer strikes seattle, a pair of co workers pulling overtime are mistaken for a couple by the couple-hunting killer. now they must spend their valetine's day running for their lives
peter pan's neverland nightmare - after her brother michael is abducted by "the boy who won't grow up," peter pan, wendy darling goes on a rescue mission
Confirmed 2025 horror movie dates!!
(As of this time)
Wolfman- Jan 16th
Presence- Jan 24th
Companion- Jan 31st
Heart Eyes- Feb 7th
The Monkey- Feb 21st
Opus- Mar 14th
Ash- Mar 21st
Sinners- Apr 18th
Until Dawn- Apr 25th
Final Destination: Bloodlines- May 16th
28 Years Later- Jun 20th
Megan 2.0- Jun 27th
The Conjuring: Last Rites- Sep 5th
Him- Sep 19th
Saw XI - Sep 26th
The Bride!- Sep 26th
The Black Phone 2- Oct 17th
Credits: @/possessedbyhorror YT, @/deep_red_perfect_blue INSTA
Will update in the future :]
(Feel free to reblog and update if I’ve missed anything)
Chai tea bag + lil but of brown sugar + apple cider packet + 16 oz. mug of hot but not quite boiling water
it will not Fix You but like. maybe. maybe.
I need a study on autism stat because why did my dog just eat my garlic bread and my knee-jerk reaction was to tell him that he "needed to reconsider his morals and values".
the notes are broken 😂
Guide to Figuring out the Age of an Undated World Map.
AND I'LL TELL IT AGAIN
‘there’s no platonic explanation for this’
buddy you wouldn’t believe what kind of platonic explanations im capable of
=> archaeologists looking at the Gay Skeletons
‘there’s no platonic explanation for this’
buddy you wouldn’t believe what kind of platonic explanations im capable of
Hey guys! Since ao3 is down and we're all craving fics, would anybody want to join a shared drive folder and upload their downloaded ao3 fics to it with folders divided by fandoms/ships/gen etc for anyone to read?
But please, anyone who uses it has to go give kudos and thank the writers in the comments after the attacks are over, we can get through this!
ok since i don't think i've seen any semi-comprehensive lists of the tumblr holidays for the reddit refugees, here it is.
IT JUST HAPPENS
DAY 15 GIVE IT UP FOR DAY 15
Thursday the 20th
The Fifth of Wednesday
Sometime in June: That One Halloween Post Starts Circulating
Sometime in July: Dancing Pumpkin Man Video/Gif
WEEKLY EVENTS
Every Monday: El Muchacho Monday
Every Tuesday: Tuesday Again? No Problem...
Every Wednesday: Wet Beast Wednesday
Every Thursday: Out of Touch Thursday
Every Friday: Flat Fuck Friday
Every Saturday: Don't @ Me, I'm Chilling/Caturday
Every Sunday: Fingers In His Ass Sunday
YEARLY EVENTS
January 16: Appreciate a Dragon Day
January 29: Threshold Day
All of February: Funguary
February 14: Aromantic/Asexual Day
March 9: Miku Day
March 10: Mario Day
March 14: Pi Day
March 15: Ides of March
March 23: Ever Given Got Stuck Today
April 1: Mishapocalypse
April 2: Dashcon Announcement Anniversary
April 3: Dannypocalypse
April 8: Rex Manning Day
ALSO April 8: MARGARET THATCHER IS DEAD
April 13: Neil Banging Out The Tunes
ALSO April 13: Homestuck Day
April 20: haha 420 blaze it
April 25: The Perfect Date
April 28: Ed Balls Day
April 30: It's Gonna Be May
All of May: Mermay
May 3: Beginning of Dracula Daily
May 4: May the 4th Be With You
May 5: Revenge of the Fifth
May 25: The Glorious 25th of May
All of June: Pride Month
ALSO All of June: IT'S HALLOWEEN TIME TO GET SPOOKY
June 5: Barricade Day
June 16: Let Papyrus Say Fuck
July 20: Moon Landing
September 8: The Queen Is Dead and Sans Undertale Killed Her
September 21: DO YOU REMEMBER-
All of October: SKELETON WAR
ALSO All of October: Inktober
October 3: Mean Girls Day
ALSO October 3: Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood Day
October 20: Unnecessary Feelings Day
October 31: HALLOWEEN
November 5: honestly what didn't happen that day
November 19: Goncharov
All of December: Will the Gävle Goat Get Destroyed Again?
December 10: Please, It's Christmas
December 24: ALMOST CHRISTMAS MEANS IT WASN'T CHRISTMAS
@wearewatcher I'd like to offer Mr Shane some vindication on this fine day.
I feel like my life would be so, so much better if I knew how to swordfight.
Maybe the real Neil Gaiman was the hashtags we found along the way.
Sometimes I doubt that you're the real neil gaiman
Sometimes I doubt that there is a real neil gaiman.
@carnivorous-toothache *vibrating at a frequency that could shatter glass* yeah i could explain.
Keep reading
I definitely think there's Something (TM) to say about the portrayal of "off-human" characters in modern media adaptations as having (particularly facial) deformities and/or learning disabilities.
Robert Louis Stevenson was fully like "this is my OC, Hyde, who represents the impact of a complete apathy toward your fellow man. There is nothing extraordinary about him except that his rancid vibes make people uncomfortable which adds to the core theme of the role of morality in humanity, so its really important that he's physically normal so the audience can recognise that it's what's inside that's most important," and every film adaptation was like "mmkay. Yeah, no, I've got it. We can show that he's evil by using prosthetics and making him non/semi-verbal, which, as we all know, are the True Measures of Evil."
My lecturer: creates literally the worst PowerPoint I have ever seen in my life.
Also my lecturer, every 5 minutes: I'm so good at writing PowerPoints. I bet you're all so jealous of my PowerPoint writing skills.
All of us, the Seekers of Literary Knowledge, gathering on Tumblr.com: Mr Gaiman! Mr Gaiman! Look! We made a thing! Would you, our resident writing expert and trusted giver of creative advice, like to participate in our improvisatory storytelling project?
The Man, the Myth, the Legend: That is literally the worst thing I've ever seen in my life.
Neil Gaiman: I loved writing Good Omens collaboratively with Terry Pratchett. It added so much depth to the story and was really enjoyable. We had so much fun using "yes, and..." interactions to further the plot. I'd definitely recommend writing with friends to anyone looking to get into writing.
Tumblr: *Develops concepts to a movie collaboratively using "yes, and..." interactions to further the plot, making media analysis more accessible to people who don't have much experience and allowing people from drastically different fandoms to interact in a new and interesting way.*
Neil Gaiman: No, not like that.
Neil Gaiman: I strongly encourage all of you to give writing a try! I loved writing Good Omens collaboratively with Terry Pratchett. It added so much depth to the story and was really enjoyable. We had so much fun using "yes, and..." interactions to further the plot. I'd definitely recommend writing with friends to anyone looking to get into writing.
Tumblr: *Develops concepts to a movie collaboratively using "yes, and..." interactions to further the plot, making media analysis more accessible to people who don't have much experience and allowing people from drastically different fandoms to interact in a new and interesting way.*
Neil Gaiman: No, not like that.
Hey y’all I’ve been looking through the Goncharov (1973) posts, and it seems like most people aren’t aware of the master document, which has all the lore, behind the scenes, and plot breakdown. It’s collaborative, so we can all make sure we get the most accurate depiction of everyone’s favorite movie :)
Goncharov Lore Thus Far, based on the top tumblr post results
Main cast are Goncharov himself, his wife Katya (née Michailov), and Andrey
One side character is named Mario Ambrosini. He is described as a “sad boi” and is involved in gambling.
Set in Naples and involving a drug ring/mafia. The plot seems to involve Russian organized crime attempting to get a foothold in Italy.
There is a Boat Scene. Katya survives via resourcefulness.
Andrey and Goncharov have a substantial amount of homoeroticism. Andrey also has an internet in Katya. This forms a true love triangle.
At some point, Katya threatens to shoot Goncharov. This is framed as a Girlboss Moment.
There is also a Beer Bottle Scene.
Katya fakes her death.
Shuri really does wake up every day like: "Still alive? Welp. Time for me to slay the cosmos," and honestly I'd expect nothing less from a Woman In STEM.
a bunch of people are in my inbox rn asking me how to get a boring office job so here’s an answer
So my family has a Gay Pirate Plate.
Stay with me.
We do not know how the hell the Gay Pirate Plate was first acquired. This being a point of contention is actually pretty plot-relevant; the saga of the Gay Pirate Plate began with my grandmother and her sister, who, for some ungodly reason, both BADLY wanted the Gay Pirate Plate and believed it to be rightfully theirs.
I should back up, firstly, to establish: The Gay Pirate Plate is the cheapest, tackiest, ugliest plate in existence.
It is in no way a collector’s item. It is physically impossible for it to complement anyone’s decor, because the colors in it are garish. It’s just a ceramic plate with a gay pirate painted on it, and the painting is, this cannot be emphasized enough, extremely bad.
(How do we know the pirate is gay if he’s just posing on a plate? Listen. Fully 100% to stereotype, but he is. He is gay. There’s an energy. That pirate is a flaming homosexual. That pirate has sex with men and does it frequently. That pirate is fucking gay, all right, he just is.)
Anyway. The point is that this is an extremely cheap and ugly plate with a poorly-executed painting of pirate on it who is like a nine on the Kinsey scale.
My grandmother and her sister fought a blood feud over this plate for their entire lives. It would be on the wall in my grandma’s house, and then her sister would visit, and then it would be gone. She’d visit her sister and the plate would be on the wall and her sister would pretend it had always been there. She would steal it back, hang it up, and, when her sister visited, pretend it had always been there. This continued for DECADES.
When the sister died, the Gay Pirate Plate lived triumphantly in my grandmother’s house. And then my grandmother died. And my aunt, who had lived with her and been her carer throughout her life, rightfully inherited their house.
We visit my aunt after the funeral and stay with her for a week or two.
Me, my sister, and our dad. Her brother.
The three of us look at each other. We don’t say anything. We studiously avoid making eye contact with the Gay Pirate Plate mounted proud and ugly on the wall. We notice one another studiously avoiding looking at it. We notice one another noticing. We say nothing. We come to a silent consensus. We pack up to leave. We get in the van. Our aunt comes out to say goodbye. I loudly announce I need to use the restroom before we leave. She obviously stays outside to continue talking to my dad.
I take down the Gay Pirate Plate, stuff it under my oversized sweatshirt, go outside, and get in the van. She happily waves goodbye as we drive off.
Two days later my dad gets a phone call that opens with hysterical laughter and “You FUCKING ASSHOLE did you seriously STEAL THE PLATE–”
Anyway. The gay pirate plate lives in my dad’s house currently.
But he’s trying to get me and my sister out to visit him. And plate mounts are cheap.
anyone who told you much ado about nothing is good and worth watching was RIGHT and you should listen to them
Delighted to inform you all that I mentioned tumblr to my 16-year-old cousin and he thought it was a dating website.
I love Klaus just figuring out that he can come back from the dead. Like he fully fell off a twenty story building and was like huh. That was a close one!
https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMLEwrjJc/?k=1
Ladies, gentlemen and those of us who know better: here he is. Spiders Georg.
Greetings, good sir! May I interest you in oh nope never mind, he's gone.
i am beyond the universe. i have drifted beyond your mortal obsession with “time”. i am a spaceless, shapeless entity beyond your human comprehension. tread softly upon my grave.