The Avengers: Litterally Dying, Lost All Hope, Everyone Has Depression Now

““Robert Downey Jr is hardly the obvious choice to play an iconic crime fighter,” sniffed USA Today in April 2007, when the then-washed up and scandal-ridden 42-year-old actor was announced as the improbable star of a forthcoming comic book film – you know, for kids.

Today, that sentiment reads like Albert Einstein’s famous 1895 school report, in which a Munich schoolmaster wrote that the 16-year-old future genius physicist and conceiver of the theory of relativity “will never amount to anything”.

But 11 years, 22 films and $18.8 billion in Marvel’s coffers later, Downey’s Tony Stark looks a lot like the single most inspired piece of casting in modern motion pictures. An actor no-one wanted to work with was playing a superhero with no special powers in a film no-one had asked for. Then he became the centre of the cinematic universe.”

– THE TELEGRAPH:  How Robert Downey Jr.’s Iron Man became the beating heart of Marvel.

batman and catwoman. literally chef's kiss

Ok but why has no one brought up that we officially have three Tom’s in Marvel now??? Like there has to be a war against the Chris’s and Tom’s now since they have 3v3. Also the Tom’s all happen to be Tom H’s. In this essay I will-

Chris Hemsworth angry writers reinvented Thor in Avengers Infinity War

Thor: Ragnarok signalled a massive change for Chris Hemsworth's hammer-wielding character, which in turn sparked rave reviews and huge Box Office returns.

‘I came into this and called Joe and Anthony and said, “Look, don’t write me the old Thor, we’ve got a new Thor now,”’ Chris said.

He was referencing the highly acclaimed shift towards a comedic, self-referential tone he and Taika made with Ragnarok.

But instead of observing his request to keep the character’s newfound mojo alive, the Russo brothers reportedly told him they’d ‘reinvented’ the character once again.

Chris recalled his response: ‘I was like “no, no, no” and I was really protective of what I’d created with Taika.’

They explained that the new direction was in line with the higher-stakes of the Avengers film, and to ensure the character worked well in an ensemble cast.

You’ve been visited by the unnecessarily threatening Mario and Link of Sudden Smash Bros Announcements

Reblog or they’ll literally just fucking kill you

Thor: Ragnarok // Black Panther

It’s hard for a good man to be king.

Ant-man bathing in hot sauce for bonus damage (2019)

Me now that we’re in April and now only 25 days away from avengers endgame:

Cinematic Parallels: Resident Evil: Village (2021) // God of War: Ragnarok (2022)

i knew this reminded me of something

and then it hit me….

bye