““Robert Downey Jr Is Hardly The Obvious Choice To Play An Iconic Crime Fighter,” Sniffed USA Today

Guys, from now on DC will be changing future prints of Batman: Damned #1 to censor out Batman’s d*ck, but the joke’s on them now because Batman’s d*ck is going to become a collector’s item. 

Printed copies of bat-dk are going to be selling for $35,000 a pop on ebay soon, it’s going to be absolute mayhem. Invest in Bat-d*ck if you can and invest in your future. Buy up every issue in your local comic store. Let Batman’s d*ck pay for your children’s college tuition. It’s what Batman would want.

and then there’s this asshole

He’s very polite

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that little old lady in the captain marvel trailer: [smiles]

me: ok

carol danvers: [punches out the old lady]

me, trusting carol w my life: idk what that old lady did but she’s evil and had it coming

actually yknow what fuck it heres a google drive of all the new dhmis episodes for my non british friends but PLEASE WATCH THE SHOW LEGALLY WHEN YOU GET THE CHANCE.

i knew this reminded me of something

and then it hit me….

bye

thinking about how they successfully put owen wilson, thee lightning mcqueen, in a run down pizza delivery vehicle like some sick and twisted pixar easter egg

Chris Hemsworth angry writers reinvented Thor in Avengers Infinity War

Thor: Ragnarok signalled a massive change for Chris Hemsworth's hammer-wielding character, which in turn sparked rave reviews and huge Box Office returns.

‘I came into this and called Joe and Anthony and said, “Look, don’t write me the old Thor, we’ve got a new Thor now,”’ Chris said.

He was referencing the highly acclaimed shift towards a comedic, self-referential tone he and Taika made with Ragnarok.

But instead of observing his request to keep the character’s newfound mojo alive, the Russo brothers reportedly told him they’d ‘reinvented’ the character once again.

Chris recalled his response: ‘I was like “no, no, no” and I was really protective of what I’d created with Taika.’

They explained that the new direction was in line with the higher-stakes of the Avengers film, and to ensure the character worked well in an ensemble cast.

POWER COUPLE!

WE ARE THOR STANS FIRST AND PEOPLE SECOND