My Friend @dietcolqz Is A Lesbian

OC Question! Answering for Brenda Sho (Scrapped Character) Part One Original post by https://leifandthorn.com/tag/ask-meme/

1.) How easy is it to make them angry? Do they show their anger or hide it?

Answer: It is very easy to make Brenda angry and yes, she shows the anger she feels.

2.) Do they believe in soulmates?

Answer: No.

3.) Do they have any pet peeves?

Answer: Brenda really hates it when her phone runs out of data from those £79.55 data cards.

4.) Do they have a happy place? Somewhere they can go when they need to relax?

Answer: Yes, Brenda goes to any VIP room of any club whenever she feels stressed out.

5.) At which stage of their life were they the most happiest?

Answer: When Varmt og Dampende produced its first porno titled "Puppers" on December 1st, 2010. That month, the porno film made 100000 kr ($9297.48) within Norway alone.

6.) At which stage of their life were they the least happy?

Answer: When her father Jeremy Sho was still alive.

7.) At a bar/tavern/pub are they more likely to buy someone a drink, or have someone to buy them a drink?

Answer: Brenda is more likely to have someone buy them a drink.

8.) Have they ever broken any bones? If so, how?

Answer: Yes. When Brenda was 6 years old, his (her) father pushed them off of a roof, thus breaking a rib and fracturing the skull.

9.) Do they have any memories/experiences they'd rather forget?

Answer: Anything having to involve her father.

10.) What is their favorite memory from their childhood?

Answer: By the time Jeremy died. Brenda cried tears of joy as the physical nightmare was over.

11.) Do they have a "type" that they are usually attracted to?

Answer: Brenda would date any woman.

12.) Do they have any favorite possessions?

Answer: Yep. Brenda loves money because she didn't really have it as a kid.

13.) Do they have any tattoos? If no, would they ever consider one?

Answer: Yes. Brenda has a tattoo on her back featuring a dragon and a cartoonish devil.

14.) Do they have any piercings? If no, would they ever consider getting any?

Answer: Brenda has piercings on her ears. (Though they are bottom piercings.)

15.) What is their dream house like?

Answer: It doesn't really matter so long as there are a ton of women, proper heating and lighting, and the basic nessesities.

16.) What is something about them that people would not expect just by looking at them?

Answer: Brenda actually loves slapstick comedy, it's just that she doesn't really show that side of her.

17.) How good are they at choosing gifts for others?

Answer: Unless you like more, "eccentric" toys; then Brenda is really bad at giving gifts to people.

18.) Do they have a certain skill that they are proud of?

Answer: Brenda's proud of her ability to keep things interesting in the streets, sheets, and in karaoke.

19.) How would a stranger they just met describe them?

Answer: Rude, cold, dismissive, hedonistic, opinionated, and twisted.

20.) How would a close friend they've known for a long time describe them?

Answer: Cool, attractive, focused, dope, innovative, and open.

This is sooo good, guys.

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"Mary..." Made by @dietcolqz

"Fan... Destroyed..."

"Mary. Please forgive me for my sins..."

「 Dear white flowers 」

A birthday thing

@dietcolqz

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, BITCH!

You turned 17 years old. So here's Eduardo for being numero uno.

Alternate Eddsworld X Danganronpa Ultimates

Edward "Edd" Evans: Ultimate Artist

Tom Sidge: Ultimate Demon

Matt Haergraves: Ultimate Dietician

Tord Lawrson: Ultimate Robotic Engineer

Eduardo Hernandez: Ultimate Daredevil

Jon Yume: Ultimate Pastry Chef

Mark Evans: Ultimate Florist

Todd Vasilyev: Ultimate Flutist

Diwi Harbinger: Ultimate Social Worker

Kim Silvarush: Ultimate Jewellery Designer

Katya O'Duia: Ultimate Home Inspector

Laurel Cole: Ultimate Translator

Ruben Goldsmith: Ultimate Radio Host

Jack Hause: Ultimate Toy Maker

Paul Janssen: Ultimate Gunsman

Patryck Albert: Ultimate Computer Analyst

Thomas Bingbong: Ultimate Clone

Christopher Bingbong: Ultimate Event Planner

Larry Clark: Ultimate Composer

Dolls Part 1

Ruben Goldsmith (Ultimate Connoisseur)

Jack Hause (Ultimate Circus Preformer)

Brenda Sho (Ultimate Pimp) (SCRAPPED)

Diwi Harbinger (Ultimate Stage Performer)

Kim Silvarush (Ultimate Model)

Katya O'Duia (Ultimate Sports Car Driver)

Laurel Cole (Ultimate Dubber)

Wholesome!

Today's aesthetic is anti traumacore

Afterlife Introduction

"Hello, are you awake yet?"

An somewhat high pitched voice asks you. You struggle to open your eyes, but eventually open them to a long haired person with clouded over eyes and a removed left arm in a city of bricks.

You start to scream.

"Whoa, whoa. Edward," Edward? How can they know your name? You can only stare at the person in front of you as they introduce themself.

"I'm Jack Hause. Hopefully you recognize me now, Edd."

A memory starts to emerge within your head of Jack's lifeless body in a kitchen. Their eyes were clearly wide open.

Then within your mind, you see a blonde man burning within an oven-like contraption screaming until his voice gave out, a blue eyed corpse within a pool area, a severely wounded man about to have a plane crash into him, two blonde haired women with their faces stuck in food, clearly having been poisoned, a man in round glasses exploding in a failed experimental tank seemingly from WW1. But the thing that truly terrified you was your 'friend' smirking down at you as you died in front of a mirror.

"I-" You barely whimper before Jack offers you their only intact hand of guidance.

"Don't worry Edd," Jack speaks, "You should be a little safe with me."

Fr.

I'm just so damn tired of everything.