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Can you draw biblically accurate angel Jon :DDDD

idk if this is accurate at all but I just wanted to draw funny angel

Some Unused/Alternate Eddsworld X Danganronpa Executions Part 1

Jack Hause: Ultimate Circus Performer (UNUSED): The Wheel of Knives

Jack Hause is strapped onto a round red and white bull's-eye wheel with their hands and feet tied up. The spotlight shines onto them as a cutout of a ringleader grabs a plastic throwing knife. The first swing instantly misses Jack, but cutout ringleader shouts for volunteers as the cutouts bring out a box of more plastic knifes and starts to throw the knives closer and closer to Jack's body as the wheel spins faster and faster. Jack realizes that the 'people' were bluffing and taunts the cutout and the audience like one would taunt a passersby in a dunk tank. Monokuma (who is one of the volunteers) gets angry and finally throws a real throwing knife at Jack's neck. Thus making Jack die a slow, painful death.

Tord Larrson: Ultimate Military Leader (UNUSED): Robo-No-go!

Tord is in his big ass mecha from The End Part 2 strapped to the seat. A Monokuma who is dressed up like Matt presses a ton of buttons that mutilates Tord (i.e. rips his muscles, rips his fingernails off, shatters his teeth, and punches him) as Tord screams bloody murder. Then a Monokuma dressed up like Tom suddenly arrives with a harpoon gun and shoots it. The mecha explodes and after the rubble is cleared, a dead Tord is seen with a harpoon stuck in his chest.

Hellucard Dim: Ultimate Passerby (UNUSED): Unknown Suffering

Hellucard is saying hi to Edd like usual. Hellucard falls into an open sewer manhole and lands in a dungeon maze. Hellucard has to navigate this, not knowing if he will die or not. Hellucard gets burned alive by the exit by the time he reaches it.

Diwi Harbinger: Ultimate Stage Performer (UNUSED): Act 3 of Execution

Diwi is on a stage with the students watching him from the seats. Diwi has to preform that famous balcony scene from Romeo and Juliet with Monokuma as Juliet (There is a lava filled moat beneath the balcony). Diwi is supposed to to the thing Romeo does, but when he jumps for a kiss, Monokuma eats his face and pushes Diwi into the lava.

Kim and Katya: Ultimate Model (Kim) and Ultimate Sports Car Driver (Katya) (UNUSED): Kim and Katya's Drag Race

Kim and Katya are on a race track, they are being chased by a limousine filled with 'fans'. They see a potential escape inside an alley, they run over there. Only to realize too late that it's a trap. A car then runs the two over, killing them both.

Tom Ridgewell: Ultimate Bartender (UNUSED): Inner Demons

Basically the same as Peko Pekoyama's execution, but instead of multiple enemies, the thing that Tom is fighting is his monster form. So Tom has this katana, and after the cool battle stuff happens, the monster kills him.

Christopher Bingbong: Ultimate Movie Director (Alternate): Lights, Camera, Action

Same as Thomas Bingbong's execution.

I'm simply afraid of the type of people on there. They could spread misinformation as far as I can tell. Maybe the occasional pervert here and there. But I can say for all of these types of sites. I just shot myself in the foot, didn't I?

Made with Picrew's "lillycrew"

Jack Hause

I love lesbians so much.

Blease,,, bless us with,, some gal pals,, pelase

just gal pals,, doing gal pals things,,

OC Question! Answering for Brenda Sho (Scrapped Character) Part One Original post by https://leifandthorn.com/tag/ask-meme/

1.) How easy is it to make them angry? Do they show their anger or hide it?

Answer: It is very easy to make Brenda angry and yes, she shows the anger she feels.

2.) Do they believe in soulmates?

Answer: No.

3.) Do they have any pet peeves?

Answer: Brenda really hates it when her phone runs out of data from those £79.55 data cards.

4.) Do they have a happy place? Somewhere they can go when they need to relax?

Answer: Yes, Brenda goes to any VIP room of any club whenever she feels stressed out.

5.) At which stage of their life were they the most happiest?

Answer: When Varmt og Dampende produced its first porno titled "Puppers" on December 1st, 2010. That month, the porno film made 100000 kr ($9297.48) within Norway alone.

6.) At which stage of their life were they the least happy?

Answer: When her father Jeremy Sho was still alive.

7.) At a bar/tavern/pub are they more likely to buy someone a drink, or have someone to buy them a drink?

Answer: Brenda is more likely to have someone buy them a drink.

8.) Have they ever broken any bones? If so, how?

Answer: Yes. When Brenda was 6 years old, his (her) father pushed them off of a roof, thus breaking a rib and fracturing the skull.

9.) Do they have any memories/experiences they'd rather forget?

Answer: Anything having to involve her father.

10.) What is their favorite memory from their childhood?

Answer: By the time Jeremy died. Brenda cried tears of joy as the physical nightmare was over.

11.) Do they have a "type" that they are usually attracted to?

Answer: Brenda would date any woman.

12.) Do they have any favorite possessions?

Answer: Yep. Brenda loves money because she didn't really have it as a kid.

13.) Do they have any tattoos? If no, would they ever consider one?

Answer: Yes. Brenda has a tattoo on her back featuring a dragon and a cartoonish devil.

14.) Do they have any piercings? If no, would they ever consider getting any?

Answer: Brenda has piercings on her ears. (Though they are bottom piercings.)

15.) What is their dream house like?

Answer: It doesn't really matter so long as there are a ton of women, proper heating and lighting, and the basic nessesities.

16.) What is something about them that people would not expect just by looking at them?

Answer: Brenda actually loves slapstick comedy, it's just that she doesn't really show that side of her.

17.) How good are they at choosing gifts for others?

Answer: Unless you like more, "eccentric" toys; then Brenda is really bad at giving gifts to people.

18.) Do they have a certain skill that they are proud of?

Answer: Brenda's proud of her ability to keep things interesting in the streets, sheets, and in karaoke.

19.) How would a stranger they just met describe them?

Answer: Rude, cold, dismissive, hedonistic, opinionated, and twisted.

20.) How would a close friend they've known for a long time describe them?

Answer: Cool, attractive, focused, dope, innovative, and open.

Eddsworld X Danganropa: Remnants of Despair (NOT CANNON. ANOTHER AU)

Here's the characters: Edd, Tom, Matt, Tord, Eduardo, (Jon is dead), Mark, Todd, Laurel, Diwi, Larry, Bing, Paul, Patryck, Jack, and Ruben. Get ready, the part after the keep reading will take a long time to finish!

The apocalypse. How did it happen? Well, in a nutshell; The college gang had despair experiments performed on them, extremely illegal and probably violating the Geneva Convention. Jon was already dead after the events of the End Part 2

Tord; "The Red Leader":

Tord was Paitent Zero. After the events of The End Part 2, he lost all hope and fell to despair once his friends left him. He destroys cities and makes communism legal. He also pirates anime and p*rnos while ruling New Norway.

Eduardo; "The Anti Hero":

Eduardo was thrown into a radioactive tank rather than having the chemicals injected into him. Rather than "save" people, he just outright kills them. He and Edd destroy cities and communities. From laser eyes to super strength; he will destroy every living environment until nothing is left. Sometime's though, he can be seen mourning the loss of his beloved Jon in the graveyard he was burried in.

Paul; "Fighter Against Hope"

Paul, like his fellow soldiers Patryck and Tord, was lobotomized for despair. But he was the only one of the three to truly be under anesthetics during the experiment as Patryck was half-conscious and Tord was fully awake during the whole thing. He and the army he serves travel the globe, conquering countries for the land of New Norway. Just to have his leader Tord rule as a Communist dictator.

Matt; "Medusa of Mirrors":

Put in an mirror maze representing his own flaws, Matt fell into despair the quickest out of the group. Matt has become an even more of a narcissist than he already was. He learned how to use micro-bots to manipulate the reflections on reflective surfaces in order to show despair inducing images. Anything from him committing a brutal genocide to any onlookers' own flaws right in front of them. Legend has it that if you look directly into his eyes, you will become paralyzed with terror.

Tom; "Experiment 005":

Tom was forced to take a slightly more monstrous appearance via controlled shocks and cutting into his skin. Thus, Tom's horns started to show, he grew taller, and his mouth was now lined with sharp teeth. He still runs a bar, but it's more popular in underground anarchist culture . The bar is named The Ravaged Rager. The Ravaged Rager is infamous for the amount of murders that have occurred and its raves that end with broken legs and blood. When Tom's bar isn't open, he can be found walking the alleyways, looking for his next murder victim.

Mark; "Nevermore":

Mark was kept in the attic of the research facility, where he was fed through a door slit with the bare minimum of food on his plate. Slowly and painfully, Mark fell into despair under the guise of writing better stories through tragedy and hardship. Now Mark mostly hides in the shadows, writing novels filled to the brim with dark themes and crushed morals. If you read his books, then you will fall into despair and tears due to bad endings.

Laurel; "Juliet":

Laurel and Diwi were experimented on at the same time. During their experiments, they were both forced to endure a series of bright lights flashing in their eyes while dancing on a spinning carousel reciting Romeo and Juliet. She, Diwi, and Bing work together to create stage plays and movies that hypnotize the viewers into doing heinous actions for despair. Sometimes, they perform skits for Jack Hause's circus in order for the patrons to fall into deeper despair.

Diwi; "Romeo":

Same as Laurel when he was experimented on. Laurel, Bing, and him make stage plays and movies. He is still an idiot.

Larry; "Igor":

Larry was put in a small confinement where low and high frequencies were played 24/7 from an amplifier. As the Ultimate Assistant, Larry naturally helped his fellow Remnants of Despair with murder and committing atrocities.

Bing; "Dr. Frankenstein":

Subjugated to waterboarding with a dirty cloth, Bing fell into despair. He makes evil clones of Jon, the Ultimate psychic, for an army of clairvoyance. As a result, Eduardo keeps his distance from Bing at all times. Bing still makes movies to induce despair.

Ruben Goldsmith; "The Party Host":

The research team forced him and his possessed self into being repeatedly buried alive. Ruben now travels the globe searching for weary tortured souls desperate for shelter. He sets up these wonderfully (rich people stuff) decorated places, some people come in. He puts up a welcoming front to them, the people huddle at the fireplace, he gives them poisoned wine, they tend to die. If they somehow do not die from the poison, then when they are asleep, Ruben sneaks into the room they are sleeping in, and slits their throats. Once a month, Ruben will be at Jack Hause's circus as the announcer over the speakers, causing the patrons to easily fall into despair.

Edd; "The False Hero":

Edd had radioactive chemicals injected into his blood like a twisted version of Spider-man. Now he "saves" people from burning cities, only to drown them in the ocean. Or if someone is drowning, then he will chuck them into a burning building. Edd, like Eduardo, also destroys every place that a person lives in his path.

Jack Hause; "Rädelsführer/Ringleader":

Jack was constantly put in impalement arts where they was a target for knives. They eventually fell into despair, but it wasn't easy. They run a traveling circus that has risk taking acts such as tigers jumping through rings of fire into the crowd. Their circus acts are so mesmerizing that you would fall into despair without realizing. Sometimes, Diwi, Laurel, and Ruben join in for more despair inducing acts.

Patryck; "War Shock":

Patryck like his comrades was lobotomized, he was half conscious during the whole thing. He often flies planes that drop bombs onto cities and pilots giant death robots. When he isn't conquering countries for New Norway, he breaks into people's homes for gold and other valuable items.

Todd; "The Red Terror":

Todd was put through musical torture with poorly played instruments in a dark room. Todd is already a war criminal, so the whole world is already pretty fucked. He will also destroy cities, contaminate water supplies, and assassinate government officials. (Like Tord)

A birthday thing

@dietcolqz

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, BITCH!

You turned 17 years old. So here's Eduardo for being numero uno.

In loving Memory

These fine young men were created on September 15, 2022 in the god awful part 1 of Surf and Turf Wars.

They were misunderstood amongst the fandom. Some calling them bad characters and that Eduardo and Mark should have been the antagonists.

But that never stopped people like my friend @dietcolqz from falling in love with these characters. People like her even made fan art about them and gave these 3 names when barely anyone cared...

However; their short lived reign has finally come to a close on this day on August 17th, 2023, when they were crushed by a whale in the end of Surf and Turf Wars Part 2.

Every fan of these 3, give a fake watermelon toast to these men...

And a moment of silence...

For these 3 men...

Luck Fortune

You are walking along the streets of Winona, Minnesota when your eyes meet a poster. The poster has the following things:

An address, scarlet and gold colored lines on all 4 corners of the poster, and some text that reads;

"Hello there! Are your finances in the gutter, or do you need a little more luck on your side? Well then, you are welcome to join Luck Fortune at the address below! May good fortunes fall upon you."

Curious, you set the GPS on your phone for the address that the poster had. You walk to your destination through some woodlands and over a cobblestone bridge. You finally arrive at your destination, a 3 story victorian style mansion adorned with marble statues of a tall robed creature on the left and right of the house. You walk through the front door where an smiling 30 year old woman with black hair tied in a ponytail greets you at an reception desk.

The mansions' exterior

"Hello there, new arrival," The woman pleasantly spoke in a airy tone, "Welcome to Luck Fortune! My name is Abigail Smith, what is your name?"

This is how most people join the group known as Luck Fortune. Located within the area of Winona, Minnesota, this odd assemblage of people of all genders and backgrounds give offerings to their deity known as Mammon. As far back as the 1879, this group has been spreading the word of Mammon and his fortune to those in unfortunate circumstances of financial troubles.

The leader of Luck Fortune is a man with very pale skin named Elias McCarthy. Legend has it that back in February 15th, 1869, Mammon came to him in a dream claiming to come with fortune and hope of luck if he starts to worship him. Elias accepted the terms and conditions and he has now become the founder and leader of Luck Fortune.

But before we actually get into some of the activities, we should look at the hierarchy in the form of a pyramid like below.

The lowest level within the group are the "New arrivals" (in the purple row). They often get sacrificed to Mammon himself for having poor luck. Or if low on members, the new arrivals will be given a chance to move a level. The "new arrivals" are the only ones who are made to wear the classic satin robes.

Barely above the purple row in the pink row are the regular members. The "regulars", (as the higher ups call them) do most of the hard work (gardening, maintenance, analytics, and holding people down for sacrifices) when the new arrivals aren't able to. However, the difference between the "regulars" and the "new arrivals" are that the "regulars" are able to receive actual benefits from their amulets, such as increased luck and a youthful look, while the new arrivals are only given simplistic necklaces that don't really do anything other than look pretty. The "regulars" wear the same clothes that they normally wear outside of the group as long as the clothes look professional.

Above the pink row are the "Earners". These guys are the ones behind the finances that Mammon gives the entire cult. They are often the ones to ritually stab the unlucky ones who were picked in something called "The Lottery" once every month. "Earners" are the ones who start to wear red bow ties with a single eye in the middle. Not only are the bow ties able to give the wearer immortality, temporary strength, and good luck, but the bow ties are also able to be an extra eye that experiences the wearer's emotions and they can show stock market statistics.

Above the red row are the "Golden". "The Golden" are not often seen within the cult premises, but when they do arrive, they are the wisest people besides the cult leader.