Summary: After yet another bad date and tired of swiping on apps, the Dagger Squad steps in to help you out by setting you up on a series of blind dates. Much to Rooster’s dismay.
Warnings: fuff, slight angst. Minors DNI
Length: 3.2K
Pairing: Bradley “Rooster” Bradshaw X Female Reader
(We’re kicking of Valentine’s Day a bit early❣️ Enjoy!)
“I’m all for growing the sport, but Brady buying an MLP team is ruining the integrity of the league. He may be the GOAT of football, but he has nothing on Ben John’s world-class pickleball game,” your date Max passionately states from his spot across from you at the Italian place he had recommended.
Or was his name Mac?
He’d already told you all about the CRBN paddle drama. At this point, you wouldn’t be surprised if he had already prepared a PowerPoint presentation on the topic complete with transitions and color-coded charts. He seems the type.
And he had yet to ask you a single question about yourself all evening.
You can tell he is gearing up for the next part of his rant, when your phone lights up on the table, the ringer on higher than you realized.
“Oh! I’m sorry, I thought I had this on silent. It’s my mom, I should probably take this,” you apologize to him, your phone already halfway raised to your ear.
“Hey, kid, how’s it going?”
“Hi Mom, I’m with someone right now. Is everything ok?” You let a little worry tinge the tone of your voice.
“Seriously?” Rooster drolly rasps on the other end of the line, “Are we actually doing this?”
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Agreed
You know what? This is not only about the Sheriff/Natalie thing. That’s not the reason I’m pissed off. I’m pissed off because in season 4 we barely got any good scenes between Stiles and Lydia. And in season five they’re not even interacting. Not even a bit. It’s been three episodes and they haven’t even talked to each other. I’m not talking about romantic scenes here. I know nothing romantic is gonna happen between them yet (duh slow burn) but the thing is: they’re friends. Lydia is the second person Stiles is closest with. And Stiles is literally Lydia’s best friend now that Allison is gone. They’ve supported each other and helped each other through the worst moments and now they don’t even acknowledge each other’s existence. I KNOW there’s gonna be that scene in eichen house, and believe me I’m holding onto it like my life depends on this shit, but honestly I’m fucking tired of Stiles and Lydia interacting only during life-threatening situations. In season 3 they were together basically all the freaking time and I want that friendship back. It’s not even about making them romantically canon anymore. It’s about not erasing an entire relationship from the show for no reason at all and with no explanation.
So here’s the thing: if they don’t show Stiles freaking the fuck out when he sees that Lydia is injured and refusing to leave her side until he’s one hundred percent sure she’s fine I’m gonna lose my shit.
Request by @woman-of-letters-legacy
Warnings: Smut, oral, male and female receiving, sensual images, tony being annoying, swearing : )
Authors note: My friends, this is pretty long well actually I don’t know, it seemed long but that all depends on how fast of a reader you are. Lots of things going on so grab some popcorn and a vibrator. Kidding! Also you should play not afraid anymore by Halsey when they start fucking.
I’m sorry if this sucks!
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why do people…..care……..so much? “you wore that outfit yesterday” “didn’t you wear that already?” “you wear that lipstick too much” “you wear those shoes all the time” “you posted the selfie already” “you don’t need to wear that much makeup” “didn’t you eat that yesterday?” like jus shut your fukj…………
I’m going to hit a man with a frying pan (not max………yet)
Honey, It’s Not Fake For You. Not Anymore, At Least
: Part 13 (Max's Version)
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Life asked death, "Why do people love me but hate you?" Death responded "Because you are a beautiful lie, and I am the painful truth
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I need some ideas!!
Thinking about writing some Outsiders based off the musical👀👀
You can shed tears that she is gone, or you can smile because she has lived. You can close your eyes and pray that she’ll come back, or you can open your eyes and see all she’s left. Your heart can be empty because you can’t see her, or you can be full of the love you shared. You can turn your back on tomorrow and live yesterday, or you can be happy for tomorrow because of yesterday. You can remember her only that she is gone, or you can cherish her memory and let it live on. You can cry and close your mind, be empty and turn your back. Or you can do what she’d want: smile, open your eyes, love and go on.
Rest in Peace, Allison Argent. (Died March 17th, 2014)
HOW IS THIS LEGAL?!?!
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