Why Do Youtubers Start With “what Is Up” But Dont Even Wait For Me To Tell Them About My Day. This

kids in the car with steve: mcdonald’s! mcdonald’s! mcdonald’s!

steve: no your parents have dinner at home

the kids: i fucking hate this family

kids in the car with nancy: mcdonald’s! mcdonald’s! mcdonald’s!

nancy: *pulls into the drivethru*

kids: *cheering*

nancy: one black coffee please

kids in the car with johnathan: mcdonald’s! mcdonald’s! mcdonald’s!

johnathan: mcdonald’s! mcdonald’s! mcdonald’s!

“Imagine a world without hate”. #Love it!

Fred: Don’t talk to me or my 25 gang kids ever again.

And at that moment Liam knew he was gonna die a virgin....

trashstiles AU WHERE PARENT SCILES WALK IN ON LIAM MAKING OUT WITH HIS GIRLFRIEND AND GIVE HIM THE ‘TALK’ I C ANT STILES WOULD BE FULL ON QUOTING MEAN GIRLS AND SCOTT WOULD BE TRYING TO SAY SOMETHING BUT WOULD BE INTERRUPTED BY STILES AND LIL BABY LIAM’S FACE WOULD BE SO RED

basically

“Don’t have sex, you will get pregnant and die.”

“Stiles, Liam’s a boy.”

*silence*

“…DONT HAVE SEX STANDING UP, DON’T-”

STYDIA MONTH - week two: AU week Day one: Dark!Stydia ↳ and I said who will care for the f a l l e n .

Watch: The “pink tax” is secretly costing women thousands — and not just at the drug store

Son: “Dad? What sound do ducks make?”

Tom: “They croissant.”

These five guys have totally become brothers from another mother haha… wonder how many selfies of just the five of them they’ve taken together. // Jay Ellis - Glen Powell - Greg Tarzan Davis - Danny Ramirez - Lewis Pullman // Fun anecdote from Glen about their new found family on Top Gun: Maverick under cut.

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let’s stop kidding ourselves, we all know the true otp is Jedediah and Octavius from Night At the Museum 

they quote gay movies

they watch cat videos on youtube 

they take selfies

I’m pretty sure they actually became canon in NatM3? 

come on there’s no way you can’t ship them