Son: “Dad? What Sound Do Ducks Make?”

Son: “Dad? What sound do ducks make?”

Tom: “They croissant.”

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2 weeks ago

If you don’t read this you’ll have bad luck for three days (please read it you won’t regret it)

The Sooner You Realise This, The Sooner It Will Be Better

: Part 12 (Max's Version)

: Max knows not to let his father’s words get to him; he’s been doing this since he was a child. So why is it proving to be harder this time around?

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The Sooner You Realise This, The Sooner It Will Be Better

The Sooner You Realise This, The Sooner It Will Be Better

The Sooner You Realise This, The Sooner It Will Be Better

The Sooner You Realise This, The Sooner It Will Be Better

The Sooner You Realise This, The Sooner It Will Be Better

The Sooner You Realise This, The Sooner It Will Be Better

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2 weeks ago

Writing this book has caused major headaches😭😭

9 years ago
You Can Shed Tears That She Is Gone, Or You Can Smile Because She Has Lived. You Can Close Your Eyes
You Can Shed Tears That She Is Gone, Or You Can Smile Because She Has Lived. You Can Close Your Eyes
You Can Shed Tears That She Is Gone, Or You Can Smile Because She Has Lived. You Can Close Your Eyes
You Can Shed Tears That She Is Gone, Or You Can Smile Because She Has Lived. You Can Close Your Eyes

You can shed tears that she is gone, or you can smile because she has lived. You can close your eyes and pray that she’ll come back, or you can open your eyes and see all she’s left. Your heart can be empty because you can’t see her, or you can be full of the love you shared. You can turn your back on tomorrow and live yesterday, or you can be happy for tomorrow because of yesterday. You can remember her only that she is gone, or you can cherish her memory and let it live on. You can cry and close your mind, be empty and turn your back. Or you can do what she’d want: smile, open your eyes, love and go on.

Rest in Peace, Allison Argent. (Died March 17th, 2014)

2 weeks ago

no one speak to me at this time

No One Speak To Me At This Time
No One Speak To Me At This Time
No One Speak To Me At This Time
No One Speak To Me At This Time
No One Speak To Me At This Time
No One Speak To Me At This Time
No One Speak To Me At This Time
No One Speak To Me At This Time
No One Speak To Me At This Time
9 years ago

Life asked death, "Why do people love me but hate you?" Death responded "Because you are a beautiful lie, and I am the painful truth

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4 months ago

This is pure gold!

— MODERN FAMILY.

an outer banks alternate universe

— MODERN FAMILY.
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— PAIRINGS dad!rafe cameron x mom!reader | dad!jj maybank x mom!kiara carrera | dad!pope heyward x mom!cleo | dad!john b routledge x mom!sarah cameron | singlefather!topper thornton | uncle! barry |

— SYNOPSIS a slice-of-life series that takes you into the heart of one big, chaotic, and loving family. at the center of it all is you and rafe navigating the ups and downs of parenthood with your own kids—ranging from toddlers to teenagers—while trying to balance your relationship, your personal growth, and the wild, unpredictable moments that come with raising a family. but it’s not just about you, the obx cast is all here. they all have their own families, with different parenting styles, dynamics, and struggles.

— TROPES/TAGS established relationships, slice of life, chaotic family dynamics, fluff, very mild angst, humor, original characters, everyone’s married, parenthood, no real plot, everything is a standalone.

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TEASER

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—MEET THE FAMILIES 01 | 02 | 03 | 04 | 05 |

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REQUESTS/DRABBLES.

HEADCANONS.

ONESHOTS.

SMAUS/TEXTS.

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a/n: credits to @zyafics for the layout!! this work is also inspired by @papercranesandinkstains elementary smau. and credits to @vesearartistry for the dividers!! heavily inspired by modern family. there is no plot, every drabble/headcanon are all in the same universe but not needed to understand the other. if you’d like to request something you’d like to see just comment below here, or send an ask.

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🏷️ taglist: if you’d like to be tagged for this smau, or any future or current ones, you can reply and i’ll add you!!

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1 week ago

What's Mine is Mine- Kook!JJ SMAU- Part Five

What's Mine Is Mine- Kook!JJ SMAU- Part Five
What's Mine Is Mine- Kook!JJ SMAU- Part Five

Summary: JJ Genrette is the bane of your existence. A spoiled, rich kid who seemingly knows how to get on your nerves better than anyone else on the face of the planet. Sure, you slept with him a few times and the two of you were almost something... Key word: almost. Now, he's lucky if you even glance in his direction. And he will do anything to have you look at him again.

Pairing: Kook!JJ Maybank x Pogue!Ex-Situationship!Reader

Winner of Poll #4 of my 1K Celebration! Vote for what you want to see next here!

AN: This is necessary for the plot guys my sincerest apologies.... Next up is the flashbacks to find out what exactly happened between them

Masterlist

What's Mine Is Mine- Kook!JJ SMAU- Part Five
What's Mine Is Mine- Kook!JJ SMAU- Part Five
What's Mine Is Mine- Kook!JJ SMAU- Part Five
What's Mine Is Mine- Kook!JJ SMAU- Part Five
What's Mine Is Mine- Kook!JJ SMAU- Part Five
What's Mine Is Mine- Kook!JJ SMAU- Part Five
What's Mine Is Mine- Kook!JJ SMAU- Part Five
What's Mine Is Mine- Kook!JJ SMAU- Part Five
What's Mine Is Mine- Kook!JJ SMAU- Part Five
What's Mine Is Mine- Kook!JJ SMAU- Part Five
What's Mine Is Mine- Kook!JJ SMAU- Part Five
What's Mine Is Mine- Kook!JJ SMAU- Part Five
What's Mine Is Mine- Kook!JJ SMAU- Part Five
What's Mine Is Mine- Kook!JJ SMAU- Part Five
What's Mine Is Mine- Kook!JJ SMAU- Part Five
What's Mine Is Mine- Kook!JJ SMAU- Part Five
What's Mine Is Mine- Kook!JJ SMAU- Part Five

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7 years ago

reblog to have good concert luck

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5 months ago

I need some ideas!!

Thinking about writing some Outsiders based off the musical👀👀

9 years ago
The Walking Dead Appreciation Week 
The Walking Dead Appreciation Week 
The Walking Dead Appreciation Week 
The Walking Dead Appreciation Week 
The Walking Dead Appreciation Week 
The Walking Dead Appreciation Week 

The Walking Dead Appreciation Week 

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