Andi Mack Just Made History!  First LGBT Main Character On Children’s TV Show

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Southside Serpents - LAWS💫

Law #1

A Serpent never shows cowardice.

Law #2

If a Serpent is killed or imprisoned, their family will be taken care of.

Law #3

No Serpent stands alone.

Law #4

No Serpent is left for dead.

Law #5

A Serpent never betrays his own.

Law #6

In unity there is strength.

I love dramatic Jake

You Are Not Going to Die

Pairing: Jake “Hangman” Seresin x female!reader

TW: swearing, mentions of a burn

Summary: You hurt yourself on accident and Jake finds it funny that you’re such a drama queen. (Based on this request)

Word Count:700

You’re in the kitchen of your shared home with Jake as he and the rest of the dagger squad laugh in the other room. It’s Friday night and that means movies and a home-cooked meal. It’s been a tradition ever since you and Jake officially became a couple and the team could actually tolerate him. 

He became softer when you were around and over time, everybody saw the real Jake Seresin without his cocky demeanor. Turns out, he’s actually funny and pleasant to be around. 

You hear Jake laugh particularly hard at something and lean back to try and peek into the living room. You’re not paying attention to what you’re doing and your hand slips, accidentally touching the pot of boiling water on the stove. 

You hiss and yank your hand back, stumbling into the corner of the kitchen island when you throw yourself off balance. You hit your hip and pain shoots through your ass and leg. “Mother FUCK.” You yell and collapse onto the floor, accepting defeat. 

Jake hears the commotion and jumps to his feet, rushing to the kitchen. He chokes back a laugh when he sees you all but rolling on the floor with your burnt hand in your mouth and the other hand holding your side.

“What the hell happened? Are you okay?” There’s genuine concern in his voice but you can hear a hint of amusement as well. 

“God, son of a- no. I am not okay. I’m gonna fucking die, Jake.” You swear and Jake can’t hold in his chuckle this time. He rolls his eyes and squats down next to you while taking your hand to inspect it. “You are not going to die.” He laughs and you scowl up at him. 

“How do you know?” You ask with a whine and he shakes his head at your dramatic response. “Because I do. What happened?"He asks again and you stop moving, laying on your back to stare at the ceiling. 

You sigh before giving in and answering his question. "I burnt my hand and then fell backward and slammed my hip into the corner of the counter. I’m telling you, this is what’s going to kill me.” You explain while flailing your arms around. 

Jake’s eyebrow quirks and he bends down to pick you up before setting you on the counter. “At this rate, I’ll kill you.” He teases and you kick him in the leg. “It’s not funny Jake. What if I have a third-degree burn?" 

Jake knows that if you were burnt that badly you’d be screaming bloody murder with how much you overreact, but he doesn’t say that. Instead, he gets a cold rag and presses it to your hand with a smile. "I’m sorry, baby. You’re right it’s not funny." 

By now, the rest of the squad has made their way into the kitchen to see what’s going on. They watch as you sit on the counter with a scowl and turn to Jake looking for an explanation. "She burned her hand and hit her side. She’s fine." 

You glare at Jake and retract your hand. "Easy for you to say, you’re not the one who narrowly escaped death just now.” You grumble under your breath and Jake gives you a look to say seriously? You stick your tongue out and hop down off the counter with a grunt. 

Jake cages you against the counter and you avoid his gaze, still throwing your mild temper tantrum. “Come on, darlin’. You know I’m just teasing. I love how cute you are when you’re dramatic.” He says low enough that only you can hear him. 

“Fine.” You relent and Jake presses a kiss to your head before turning to go back to the living room. “Jake stubbed his toe last week and cried.” You blurt out and everybody stops to look at you. 

“Seriously?” Bradley asks while looking at your boyfriend. Jake’s face says all they need to know and everybody howls with laughter. 

“That was private!” He says with shock, his face showing nothing but betrayal. You narrow your eyes and point your finger accusingly. “That’s what you get for saying I’m dramatic." 

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The Walking Dead Appreciation Week 

Day 2:  Favourite Female Character- Beth Greene

no one speak to me at this time

THE LAST ONE

have y’all seen pics of cosplayers being arrested because

it is simultaneously

the best and worst thing

I have ever

fuckIN G seEN

likE WHAT DID THEY DO

TO GET ARRESTED???

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD PLEASE TELL ME

pleasE I NEED CONTEXT

You know what, I want a fic where the reader makes their way through the group but they don’t know so they’re all secretly cocky about it and eventually everyone puts two and two together and realizes they’ve all been bamboozled bc there’s not a single member of dagger squad I wouldn’t fuck at least once

I hope Jordan Connor had a good day

What if the Slytherins knew all about Draco’s crush on Harry. All the Slytherins collectively coming up with passwords to torture Malfoy.

Portrait: “What’s the password?”

Draco: *sigh* “Harry Potter has the prettiest eyes.”

Portrait: “Password?”

Draco: *huff* “Draco Malfoy loves Harry Potter with all his heart.”

Draco: “Okay Slytherins *eye roll* what’s the new password?”

Slytherins: “I wish Harry would blow me.”

Draco: “I DRAW THE LINE HERE!”