I Love Percabeth But Pipabeth Is Just Absolutely *chef's Kiss*

During lodestar

Fitz: I'm playing a new drinking game

Fitz: it's called everytime I'm depressed, I take a drink

Dex: that game exists, It's called alcoholism.

matthias: there’s nothing sacred to you huh demon

kaz: wrong have you met my WIFE

Kotlc x b99

Glimmer: what kind of a woman doesn't have an axe?

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Keefe: there is nothing gendered about a sexy cat.

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Sophie: I'm wired to thrive on dysfunction

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Fitz: I want someone to take me out

Tam: like on a date or with a sniper?

Fitz: surprise me

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Mr. Forkle to iggy in neverseen: do not blow this for us

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Biana: I think I just got stabbed by that guy

Fitz: oh yeah you did. You definitely did.

Dex: what's up? I got your text- oh my god biana there is a knife in you!!

Dex: Fitz did you stab biana?

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Linh: life is a party and I'm the piñata

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Fintan (in his ice prison): I'm not totally useless

Fintan: I can be used as a bad example

Marella: I can see that

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Maruca: how was i supposed to know there'd be consequences to my actions?

Wylie: *sighs*

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Sophie whenever something goes wrong: cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool

Oh. My. Gods. The parallel hereee maybe im going crazy but humor me

In the last olympian the last line of chapter 22 is "it was pretty much the best underwater kiss of all time"

And in the chalice of the gods the chapter name of chapter 35 is "pretty much the best goodnight kiss of all time"

Since an underwater kiss is smth not normal ppl can do (sadly) it tells us that percy jackson will still not have a 'normal' life but since this was the last line it tells us that it's the end of an era (the pjo series)

A goodnight kiss is seemingly normal and it being used in a chapter title signifies that it is not the end and this time it's for more personal and normal stuff

Maybe im reading to much into this , maybe im just stating the obvious and i know that rick is going to write 2 more books but i just had to get it out of my mind

“that meme is dead” i’ve had some of these sitting in my camera roll since october please don’t mention it 😭

Jesper: im not totally useless!

Kaz: yes, you can be used as a bad example

I find it extremely funny when ppl try to excuse their blatant racism towards leah for being cast as annabeth but don't have that big of a problem with walker's hair

they always say "oH bUT bEIng BLOnd Is iMpoRTaNt tO hER CHAracteR"

No being blond isn't important to her character, being underestimated is

Percy: Respected Athena

i am informing you that i plan to ask your daughter to marry me BUT since it's the 21st century, i am not asking for your permission as she is not your property nor would she be mine if she chooses to say yes. She is a strong independent woman and she don't need no man! That being said i truly hope she says yes BUT IT IS HER DECISION SO JUST BACK OFF!

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Annabeth: that's perfect seaweed brain, what did she say?

Percy: oh i don't know i sent it to her in an e-mail im terrified of her

It took ten whole minutes just to find the original post to link

Elysian probably receives the souls and abilities of dead elves.

Think about it like Elysian is probably who gave all the elves their power so it would make sense if it takes it back after elves die...

Keefe's ability detecting power now makes some sense