During Lodestar

Athena: i don't want my favorite daughter dating a screw-up

Percy: yeah well i don't want my favorite girlfriend daughtering a jerk-mom

I swear to god the councilors are so fcking dumb that even gorgodon shit could handle the elvin world better than them.

They are literally an example of "smart individuals but when together there is not a single braincell present"

female protagonists will literally go through 30 life altering traumas at the age of 16 and you ppl still have the audacity to call them annoying bc they cry about it and act like teenage girls

in case you need a reminder of where the crows ended up:

kaz- still a crime boss. he needs to explore other career opportunities

wylan- businessman

jesper- stock bro and wylan's sugar baby

inej- CRIME-FIGHTING PIRATE VIGILANTE WHERE IS HER BOOK

matthias- he's dead lol (sobbing)

nina- queen of fjerda. queen of fjerda. we should have seen this coming.

Jason after asking nico to make the move on will for the hundredth time and nico refusing: PAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN.

Nico:

Elysian probably receives the souls and abilities of dead elves.

Think about it like Elysian is probably who gave all the elves their power so it would make sense if it takes it back after elves die...

Keefe's ability detecting power now makes some sense

It took ten whole minutes just to find the original post to link

The potatoes as Phil's osophy quotes

Rudy: marry someone who looks sexy while disappointed

Mini: ...

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Aru: older black ladies make the best iced tea

Aiden: huh?

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Aiden: watch a sunrise atleast once a day.

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Mini: if you ever get pulled over for speeding, tell the police officer your spouse has diarrhea

Rudy: what's diarrhea?

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Bynne: when life gives you lemonade, make lemons. Life will be all like "whaaat?"

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Aru: you only get one chance at first impressions. I suggest julia child as it is easy to do

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Aru: dance until your feet hurt , sing until your lungs hurt and act until you're will-

Aiden: shah don't you dare.

Aru: act until you're william hurt *evil smirk*

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Mini: success is 1 percent inspiration , 98 percent perspiration and 2 percent attention to detail

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Brynne: the most amazing things that can happen to a human being will happen to you if you lower your expectations.

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BONUS

Boo: if you love something , set it free , unless it's a tiger.

Oh. My. Gods. The parallel hereee maybe im going crazy but humor me

In the last olympian the last line of chapter 22 is "it was pretty much the best underwater kiss of all time"

And in the chalice of the gods the chapter name of chapter 35 is "pretty much the best goodnight kiss of all time"

Since an underwater kiss is smth not normal ppl can do (sadly) it tells us that percy jackson will still not have a 'normal' life but since this was the last line it tells us that it's the end of an era (the pjo series)

A goodnight kiss is seemingly normal and it being used in a chapter title signifies that it is not the end and this time it's for more personal and normal stuff

Maybe im reading to much into this , maybe im just stating the obvious and i know that rick is going to write 2 more books but i just had to get it out of my mind

Will introducing Nico to different cuisines: This is shrimp fried rice

Nico in awe: you’re telling me a shrimp fried this rice??

Percy in the kitchen commanding the shrimps: keep at it boys