Faeries & Satyrs

im autistic but i love to cook so i never relate to those autism safe food memes that are like "mac-n-cheese/pb&j/microwave dinners are so amazing i wish i could eat it every day for eternity" and all the comments agree 😔

Shitposting cuz its funny

veilguard fics that haven't been written yet but i have a feeling they will, and am very much looking forward to reading:

rook x the viper

rook x vorgoth

rook x solas, enemies to lovers, insults as flirting, getting freaky in the fade

lucanis x davrin, enemies to begrudging friends to lovers, 100k word slowburn, spite and assan's combined mischief shenanigans

neve x bellara. just in general. i want them to be happy and together

harding x rook x taash

poly!veilguard au where everyone is in love with everyone. i need it

rook x lucanis slow burn where treviso was sacrificed so they take even longer to warm up to each other and there's a ridiculous amount of longing stares and hands brushing together accidentally and words left unsaid over midnight cups of coffee

lich!emmrich angsty character study where he reminisces on rook and their relationship years after rook's death

anything involving antoine and evka bc they're so adorable

improper use of spite (😏)

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dragon age dashboard simulator

🏙️ thechampginon Follow

literally DNI if you think shipping the champion with their REAL LIFE friends is okay. i can't believe i have to explain this to people. RPF destroys lives.

🧀 tethrasbitch Follow

"RPF is fine." - Varric Tethras

🏕️ meribella Follow

op is mad because i said hawke and seneschal bran fucked btw

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🌿 quirkyorlesian Follow

I want to go to Ferelden.

I will spell couleur as colour and work on a farm. I would spend all night in The Pearl while drinking ale with my mates. I'll have cheese every day that's worth 1 silver. I would go to war and die. I am also more likely to meet bandits, The Hero of Ferelden and The Queen.

I wish I was Fereldan. :(

🐄 cheesegirl Follow

sick and fucking tired of mutuals putting this on the dash. yeah haha funny joke. fereldan stereotypes are so fucking harmful and irritating, you realise cheese is actually one of our major exports? that op is joking about working on a farm, a hard and painful line of work, whole being orlesian nobility? if someone made a post like this about kirkwall i know people would be shitting and crying lmfao

🌾 fereldan-detector Follow

Fereldan.

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⚫ magerights-deactivated090331

Need to get dicked down again :-/

🎇 firegirlballs Follow

This was his last post before blowing up the chantry btw. getting dicked down in your honour tonight king 🫡

🐜 faggotkirkwall Follow

what no dick does to a mage

🎉 mageheritageposts Follow

Heritage post.

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🌌 elfroot Follow

She dark on my spawn till i hurlock

🎉 wardencommander Follow

i hurlock on her taint til she enters my deep roads

🌌 elfroot Follow

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🍊 fujoshiandraste Follow

situationship with the girl in my alienage going really bad everyone like it's literally over for me 👍🏻

#can we get another blight soon or something i cant do this anymore

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🌠 makerstits Follow

☄️ mabariboy Follow

What the fuck happened to this poll .

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⚔️ sickoelf Follow

i think i hauve the blight

#thought about the cycles of violence in hard in hightown again #varric tethras when i GET YOU

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"it doesn't matter that they won't remember me. what matters is I helped."

the ghost of the spire.

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