My Kid Has Started To Write Stories And Like, No Lies, They’re Funny As Fuck

The only kind of hero I can admire is the one who can defeat a three headed ghast and land in the coolest way possible, but still makes decisions like stepping on a pressure plate linked to a piston that kicks them in the face.

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This is so funny out of context

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#mcsm#mcsm confessions#minecraft story mode#mcsm petra#mod note: where does she use the word moratorium?

In the very first episode, if you lose the building competition and then say “Losing is the worst” or something to that effect, Petra says, “Enough! I’m calling a moratorium on moping!”

I believe “moratorium” means to end something.

I like petra's random use of big words like WTF is a moratorium??

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Lost and Found by SheWhoStealsKneecaps is a good fic I read a year ago, but it's unfinished.

Anyone got good MCSM fic recommendations? 🙏

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The moment Mabel gets her grappling hook, the scene presents it as if you should be questioning why Mabel wants it, with answer being “that’s just Mabel!”

But there’s not any attention being brought to question why there was a grappling hook in the gift shop.

Was it merchandise like Dipper’s hat? Why would you sell that in a gift shop?? Was it just something Stan had lying around? (seems plausible) If so, why was it in boxes in the gift shop?

SO MANY (most certainly not important at all) QUESTIONS!

I loved Infinity Train! have some main casts boy I sure do wish there were twice as many seasons

I want to post a fic. The problem is that I haven't written it yet. I am working on this problem.

Watching Gravity Falls with siblings is great.

"I didn't think it was possible to be a worse guardian than Stan, but at least he has some idea of child endangerment." - my sister when Ford brought Dipper to the alien ship.

"That's not up to him, that's up to his parents." - my sister on Ford's apprenticeship offer.

"Is she about to get Bill'd?" - my brother when Mabel is in the forest.

"This show took a turn." - my sister in the episode thats name is like Xqthfqx or something.

"It takes a special kind of brain to come up with this." - my brother on the same episode as the previous quote.

To the anon/gravity falls comparaison, I can totally see it. I imagine meeting Ivor to finally fight the Wither would go like this

Ivor : I have extra weapons from the Old order so take anything you want

Make Jesse : *grab a diamond sword*

Female Jesse : and I’ll have a…. CROSSBOW

Ivor : … wouldn’t you rather like, a sword or something ?

Female Jesse : C R O S S B O W

Ivor : fair enough

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I've had an Infinity Train story in my head for at least a year now. It's a post-canon story following Lake but there's also an "OC on the Train" second plot and the two plots intersect later. It'll be a series. I told myself that I should finish the whole first story before posting it, but when have I ever done that? Then I told myself to do it in chunks of 10 chapters (there will be roughly 40 total). Now I'm like, "Why not just do it in chunks of five?"

The first few chapters I wrote about a year ago, but I got stuck and then I was writing Mindscaperers and now I'm writing like 5 billion different stories. But I still think that this one is almost ready to be sent out into the world. (This is because I've almost finished the first five chapters. Yes, it took me over a year to get this far, but only because I was working on other stuff, which yes, I will still be doing, but I love this story and want to share it soon.)

Other Infinity Train characters will show up throughout the series (Hazel, Tulip, Grace, One-One and Samantha will both have minor but important roles in at least the first book, heck, I even have plans for Ryan and Min-Gi!) but Lake and Kaya (the OC) will probably be the main characters for the majority of it.

I have no idea what the rating is going to be, so I'll probably leave it at "not rated" for now. Reason being the story is going to deal pretty heavily with stuff like self-harm and anxiety. I'm not sure if it warrants an M rating, so for now . . . NR.

But there will be fluff! It is very much a Fluff and Angst, Angst with a Happy ending sort of thing!

I'm pretty excited for Lake's part of the story, because there really aren't a ton of stories about her like . . . trying to integrate into society as a literal metal person. How do you even do that?

Series name is A Place To Call Home, first book is called We Only Broke The Train A Little Bit (More Than You). It's gonna be fun! And angsty. And fun! And hurt-y. And fluff! And also some dark parts. But fluff!

I'm really excited about this.