Lake: I'm Really Glad "fight Me" Has Replaced "sue Me" Because I Don't Have Money But I Do Have Fists

I'm very sorry to say that I will be orphaning my Ao3 account and deleting my Tumblr.

HAPPY APRIL FOOL'S!!!!!

posted new Infinity Train fic that's not new because I've been working on it for at least a year: https://archiveofourown.org/works/62476399/chapters/159892666

here's a quote from chapter one: “When you said she was metal, I thought you meant, like . . .” Mr. Cosay struggled for words. “The slang word–cool, rad, all that stuff.”

"Nice to meet you, Mr. and Mrs. Cosay?" I tried.

It was just a theory I really have no idea what I'm doing.

Also I don't think he feels any healthy way about Ford in the book either. He calls him his "property" and even if he does care about Ford, I doubt it's in any sort of healthy way. (I think he was exaggerating or somehow changing the details of his time at O'Sadley's or wherever it was). Which really wasn't your point, I'm just saying lol.

will probably delete later, but I hope this is at least a little interesting to read? Just my take on why billford, less as a ship and more as a general relationship, gained so much traction. Maybe I’m just stupid and ignorant idk but anyway. Here

(Ps. I know in the show he doesn’t feel any sort of healthy way towards ford, but in the book of bill it is very clear that he is lying to himself about how he feels. ALSO it is important to know that he just feels sorry FOR HIMSELF after the fact because HE didn’t get what HE wanted. This ship is mainly based on theoretical stuff (imo))

I'm in an excellent mood let's make more Book 2 textpost memes

rb this to give the person you reblogged from a very tiny frog

I have been figuring out how Mine-imator works and this is what I create

No one voted so I'm going to take that as a yes. One day I may or may not get around to actually making said incorrect quotes blog, but not right now.

@sillygooberatlas That's worrisome tbh.

Wait, are you Ford or Bill in this scenario? (Or Stan or the kids, I suppose)

I think the Billford ship makes Bill's perspective in Gravity falls really funny. Your boyfriend banishes you, you come back twenty years later to some weird little boy immediately demanding you go after Standford Pines aka your ex but it's not him it's his loser brother and then you get your ass beat by his loser great-niece and nephew and then it happens again and then your ex finally comes back and you finally achieve godhood and you and him can finally have psychosexual mindgames together, and you finally get the ultimate privilage of being able to enter his mind again so you can become omnipotent and then it's his fucking loser brother again and then he fucking kills you.

i can't believe my very first art post here is minecraft story mode shitpost

op turned off reblogs but I want this forever